Caption This - Porcine Edition

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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:00 pm

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:10 pm

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So then Skip says "No, don't say anything, just wait for someone to notice, then everyone will go nuts! It'll be great!"
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by Bloodhound » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:23 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:09 pm


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OOOOOHH is that the New BMW SUV? SWEEEEET! Let me take it for a short spin!
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by Bloodhound » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:26 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:23 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:09 pm


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OOOOOHH...What is that heavenly smell? Smoky and rich...what is this thing you call BBQ?
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by Hovannes » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:04 pm

JimVH wrote:
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Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon?

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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:28 pm

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Mongo just pawn in game of life.
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I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:31 pm

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You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
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Post by StoicDetective » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:52 pm

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Pig: "Tell me, Sir what does the after life look like?"
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We'll always have Paris.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by gaining_age » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:51 pm

Hi-di-ho, neighbor!
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:21 pm

*wolf whistle*

Yo, sow!

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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, then who the H*%/ else are you talking- You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by gaining_age » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:54 pm

Oh Captain, My Captain!
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by gaining_age » Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:55 pm

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango?
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by bean_counter » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:20 pm

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Ridi, Pagliaccio,

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Post by Del » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:41 pm

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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:50 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:31 pm
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You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.


Lol. Seriously. Out loud.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:18 pm

I’m so excited, I’ve been invited to a Hawaiian luau where I’m to be the guest of honor.
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