Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by A_Morley » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:56 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:37 pm
A_Morley wrote:
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One of my body parts is a prosthesis. I refuse to reveal which one.
Meaning an actual part of your body or do you have a selection of body parts that you've collected (perhaps in a trunk in the attic or on shelves in the basement) and one of them is prosthetic?
I refuse to reveal which one.
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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:05 pm

My wife's father was released from the hospital today. He has a list of medical concerns, and he refuses to do anything about them. It's his choice, and it's our choice to not enable him and refuse to watch him self-destruct.


In more positive news, I replaced the headlight switch in my sons truck this afternoon and he now has working dash lights. We will wait for it to be dark to be sure they all work as they should, but we are pleased with the progress.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:53 pm

$600 worth of car repairs and a $200 electric bill. This is getting to be too much on us.
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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:04 pm

Going to pei Wei tonight. Then to the bookstore.
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As he staggered down the stairs.

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Post by Skip » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:51 pm

I need to make it through the next, oh, fifty-two hours? That's right after the last worship set on Sunday morning, for those keeping score at home. I've told everyone that I didn't want surprised; let the chips fall as they will.
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Post by Skip » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:13 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:04 pm
Going to pei Wei tonight. Then to the bookstore.
I'd think there'd be a pill for that.
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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:10 pm

I watched a dog/18 wheeler collision on I-40 this morning. It was not pleasant.
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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:42 pm

GaryInVA wrote:I watched a dog/18 wheeler collision on I-40 this morning. It was not pleasant.
This makes me sad.


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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:57 pm

Skip wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:13 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:04 pm
Going to pei Wei tonight. Then to the bookstore.
I'd think there'd be a pill for that.
There is, and I need one, or two, after the kung Pao chicken. The lettuce wraps and crab won tons were pretty good too.
BTW, I passed on the 20 percent off offer on whole cheesecake at the bookstore.
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As he staggered down the stairs.

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Post by Fainn » Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:43 pm

I survived a tornado last night.
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Post by ReverendThom » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:24 pm

Baseball boys took second at the league championships (yes the team made up of 11-13 year olds who we taught to play the game last year). City championships next weekend!

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Post by Gabriel » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:27 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:43 pm
I survived a tornado last night.
Literal, or metaphorical?
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Post by Fainn » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:32 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:27 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:43 pm
I survived a tornado last night.
Literal, or metaphorical?
Literal. Blew a tree down in the courtyard and debris was everywhere.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 pm

I am now 30 years old.
I'm what some CPS'ers have called, "Better than advertised".

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Post by Fainn » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:36 am

Fainn wrote:
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I'm tired of shaving my head in the summer to hide my bald spot so I got a bandanna instead.
I admit I look pretty good in a Mossy Oak doo rag.
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Post by Del » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:55 am

Spent last weekend in Door County.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:06 am

I have 300 unread posts to go through.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:12 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:06 am
I have 300 unread posts to go through.
Trust me, only two of them are worth the read.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:20 am

Worship team opened with The Youngbloods Get Together yesterday.

It.
Was.
Awesome.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:36 am

FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:12 am
Irish-Dane wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:06 am
I have 300 unread posts to go through.
Trust me, only two of them are worth the read.
Cool. I was already thinking that hitting the Delete-All button seemed like the best plan.
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