Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:57 pm

Skip wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:13 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:04 pm
Going to pei Wei tonight. Then to the bookstore.
I'd think there'd be a pill for that.
There is, and I need one, or two, after the kung Pao chicken. The lettuce wraps and crab won tons were pretty good too.
BTW, I passed on the 20 percent off offer on whole cheesecake at the bookstore.
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Post by Fainn » Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:43 pm

I survived a tornado last night.
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Post by ReverendThom » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:24 pm

Baseball boys took second at the league championships (yes the team made up of 11-13 year olds who we taught to play the game last year). City championships next weekend!

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Post by Gabriel » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:27 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:43 pm
I survived a tornado last night.
Literal, or metaphorical?
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Post by Fainn » Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:32 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:27 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:43 pm
I survived a tornado last night.
Literal, or metaphorical?
Literal. Blew a tree down in the courtyard and debris was everywhere.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 pm

I am now 30 years old.
I'm what some CPS'ers have called, "Better than advertised".

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Post by Fainn » Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:36 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:20 pm
I'm tired of shaving my head in the summer to hide my bald spot so I got a bandanna instead.
I admit I look pretty good in a Mossy Oak doo rag.
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Post by Del » Mon Jun 19, 2017 10:55 am

Spent last weekend in Door County.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:06 am

I have 300 unread posts to go through.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:12 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:06 am
I have 300 unread posts to go through.
Trust me, only two of them are worth the read.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:20 am

Worship team opened with The Youngbloods Get Together yesterday.

It.
Was.
Awesome.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:36 am

FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:12 am
Irish-Dane wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:06 am
I have 300 unread posts to go through.
Trust me, only two of them are worth the read.
Cool. I was already thinking that hitting the Delete-All button seemed like the best plan.
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Post by Skip » Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:47 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:20 am
Worship team opened with The Youngbloods Get Together yesterday.

It.
Was.
Awesome.
I care.
As seen on WGN...
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Post by Skip » Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:56 pm

My last day on the worship team went well enough. I had permission to cut loose whenever I wanted, but we had someone on piano who doesn't know how to listen to the rest of the band and was determined to not give me any open spots to jam out.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:56 pm

Skip wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:47 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:20 am
Worship team opened with The Youngbloods Get Together yesterday.

It.
Was.
Awesome.
I care.
Sermon series is "The Summer of Love" so they'll be pulling songs in from 1967 for the next few weeks. You need to plan your next western swing so you're here on a Sunday morning. I'd love to take you and Mrs Skip to church. You never know, I might even buy brunch for Mrs Skip.
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 19, 2017 2:17 pm

TwoXseveN wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 pm
I am now 30 years old.
Celebrate with eggs.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eggs.
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Post by Gabriel » Mon Jun 19, 2017 3:54 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:36 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:20 pm
I'm tired of shaving my head in the summer to hide my bald spot so I got a bandanna instead.
I admit I look pretty good in a Mossy Oak doo rag.
Not as good as you think you do ;)
Sola Deo Gloria

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Post by Joshoowah » Tue Jun 20, 2017 1:25 am

TwoXseveN wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 pm
I am now 30 years old.
Happy belated, my friend.
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Post by Cleon » Tue Jun 20, 2017 8:25 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 2:17 pm
TwoXseveN wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:25 pm
I am now 30 years old.
Celebrate with eggs.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eggs.
We have a friend that is supplying us with 3 dozen fresh, free range, bug eating, chicken eggs per week. I have about 2 dozen hard boiled eggs in a basket in the fridge right now.
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Post by GaryInVA » Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:45 pm

Skip wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 1:47 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:20 am
Worship team opened with The Youngbloods Get Together yesterday.

It.
Was.
Awesome.
I care.
A couple weeks ago the worship team at a church we are visiting finished with "Teach Your Children Well". Equally it was awesome.
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