Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:54 am

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Got to hang with the 8 y.o. grandson today. His flag football practice was a washout so we went to Menards to pick up some supplies I need for the house. That's sort of our thing. We went exploring on their mezzanine this evening and we were the only customers up there poking around all the off-season merchandise and bulky cabinets and appliances. We had so much fun, you'd have thought we'd stumbled on to a lost cave. He bragged on himself over his last football game, an interception and two 50-yard runs, and I just ate it up. The we hit our favorite Mexican joint (the one with free queso, he swears it's the Mexican Caf because the 'e' is silent) and he told me all about Minecraft over dinner. He said "It's easy Papa!" but I pretended to get lost as he was rambling on so he'd have to slow down and give me detailed explanations of all the stuff you can do. This is the best job ever.
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Oh and thread fail...cause I do care :)
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:46 am

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:54 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:43 pm
blah blah blah
Oh and thread fail...cause I do care :)
To get this thread back on topic - I don't care that you care.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:55 am

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blah blah blah
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Oh and thread fail...cause I do care :)
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To get this thread back on topic - I don't care that you care.
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I'm confused. I don't have to care, do I?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:37 am

FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:46 am
Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:54 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:43 pm
blah blah blah
Oh and thread fail...cause I do care :)
To get this thread back on topic - I don't care that you care.
We should have a whole thread where we do nothing but talk about grandkids.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Skip » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:10 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:37 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:46 am
Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:54 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:43 pm
blah blah blah
Oh and thread fail...cause I do care :)
To get this thread back on topic - I don't care that you care.
We should have a whole thread where we do nothing but talk about grandkids.
I agree.

Thread fail, Grandpa.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Skip » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am

I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am

Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Skip » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

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That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:04 pm

Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

Image
That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
Look, it was a threadfail, ok? I want you to relax and enjoy your vacation, laughing at the mess you left behind almost as much as you do: therefore, we should join forces. Imagine the mess we could both create if we worked in tandem?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:37 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

Image
That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
Look, it was a threadfail, ok? I want you to relax and enjoy your vacation, laughing at the mess you left behind almost as much as you do: therefore, we should join forces. Imagine the mess we could both create if we worked in tandem?
Might be good to keep a few of these in your back pocket...
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:39 pm

Whoa! A flag was unfurled!
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:41 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

Image
That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
Look, it was a threadfail, ok? I want you to relax and enjoy your vacation, laughing at the mess you left behind almost as much as you do: therefore, we should join forces. Imagine the mess we could both create if we worked in tandem?
Might be good to keep a few of these in your back pocket...
Image
They could be useful. But would that mean I'd have to read the theology threads?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:43 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:41 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

Image
That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
Look, it was a threadfail, ok? I want you to relax and enjoy your vacation, laughing at the mess you left behind almost as much as you do: therefore, we should join forces. Imagine the mess we could both create if we worked in tandem?
Might be good to keep a few of these in your back pocket...
Image
They could be useful. But would that mean I'd have to read the theology threads?
Why do so many memes have conspicuous misspellings?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:46 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:41 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

Image
That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
Look, it was a threadfail, ok? I want you to relax and enjoy your vacation, laughing at the mess you left behind almost as much as you do: therefore, we should join forces. Imagine the mess we could both create if we worked in tandem?
Might be good to keep a few of these in your back pocket...
Image
They could be useful. But would that mean I'd have to read the theology threads?
Why do so many memes have conspicuous misspellings?
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Post by Fainn » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:05 pm

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Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:10 pm

Fainn wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:05 pm
Our laptop won't turn on. At the library now.
Make sure to clear the history, Fainn.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Cleon » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:29 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:46 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:41 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:57 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:50 am
Skip wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:38 am
I'm taking a week's vacation later this month, so I figured I'd try to stir up as much trouble as possible here on the boards to get it out of my system so I could totally ignore this place that week and just think fondly of the mess.

Image
That anteater has a tiny <zederated> Richard.
I see what you did there.
Look, it was a threadfail, ok? I want you to relax and enjoy your vacation, laughing at the mess you left behind almost as much as you do: therefore, we should join forces. Imagine the mess we could both create if we worked in tandem?
Might be good to keep a few of these in your back pocket...
Image
They could be useful. But would that mean I'd have to read the theology threads?
Why do so many memes have conspicuous misspellings?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:08 pm

I thought about resurrecting the Red River Shoot Out thread. It seemed pointless after OU got beat by Iowa State.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:24 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:08 pm
I thought about resurrecting the Red River Shoot Out thread. It seemed pointless after OU got beat by Iowa State.
I was going to take the high road, but since you brought it up...
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:56 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:24 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:08 pm
I thought about resurrecting the Red River Shoot Out thread. It seemed pointless after OU got beat by Iowa State.
I was going to take the high road, but since you brought it up...
You're a good man.
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