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Post by MacGuru » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:01 pm

I am a total sucker for my wife's cute "please-can-I-get-this" look. For that matter, I'm also a sucker for my cat's cute look too.

Matter of fact, right now I'm surrounded by cuteness- I think I'm going to be ill.
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Post by mountainman » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:04 pm

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Post by colton » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:10 pm

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Post by neenjaoflove » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:17 pm

I've never gotten headlice, but i have been to Boston, though not in the fall (im a pirate that does very little...)
i love the grateful dead
i have more tie dye shirts than days of the week (10 and counting)
i can fold my ears in and it makes me look like batman without a suit and im kinda fat so more like fat bat man
i plan on living in europe (dont know where yet though)
im a stickler for proper grammar (just ask brad or hardegree)
oo and i think ABBA is a great band :]
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Post by colton » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:18 pm

neenjaoflove wrote:im a stickler for proper grammar (just ask brad or hardegree)
You could have fooled me.

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Post by jrtigerfly » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:32 pm

MacGuru wrote:I am a total sucker for my wife's cute "please-can-I-get-this" look. For that matter, I'm also a sucker for my cat's cute look too.

Matter of fact, right now I'm surrounded by cuteness- I think I'm going to be ill.
Yeah he is. We were at Costco once and I have a huge sweet tooth. So I suckered him into saying yes to getting a big tub of cookie dough. Then I was like no I was just kidding. I didn't even want it. I was just seeing if he would fold. :twisted:
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Post by dmbgg » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:38 pm

colton wrote:
neenjaoflove wrote:im a stickler for proper grammar (just ask brad or hardegree)
You could have fooled me.
Yeah the lack of capitalization and upper caps fool me all the time.

But anytime someone says "good" instead of "well" at the end of a sentence expect Cam to say something. He will probably get punched for his yearning to correct one day.

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Post by neenjaoflove » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:40 pm

well i guess i dont really use it much in typing, its more in spoken language
o well
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Post by Del » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:45 pm

neenjaoflove wrote: i can fold my ears in and it makes me look like batman without a suit and im kinda fat so more like fat bat man

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Post by MacGuru » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:49 pm

dmbgg wrote:
colton wrote:
neenjaoflove wrote:im a stickler for proper grammar (just ask brad or hardegree)
You could have fooled me.
Yeah the lack of capitalization and upper caps fool me all the time.

But anytime someone says "good" instead of "well" at the end of a sentence expect Cam to say something. He will probably get punched for his yearning to correct one day.
I'm with him, and Colton too- I positively despise incorrect grammar- if I see it's where it should be its, or my all-time favorite rage-making word, alot (which I notice people- educated people- are trying to legitimize by spelling as "allot," which is a whole other word) my internal you-are-a-fool meter clicks on.

A friend sent me this great message from a pastor- and the message was good, mind you- but here is an excerpt:
A Supposedly Well Educated Guy wrote:After all, Jesus got angry (Mark 3:5), and Paul says, "Be angry and do not sin" (Ephesians 4:26). I must confess that in my own life good anger is seldom in my life. Oh, how I want to have good anger and not sinful anger. I have learned allot about my own sinful anger as a pastor.
Arrrrgh!!!

In short, I'm with you.
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Post by neenjaoflove » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:53 pm

ive lived with a copy editor for the biggest paper in the state for 5 years now o_o before that he did reporting, and as of yesterday he is the national/ international wire editor... my mother is an elementary teacher who gets paid to correct children and their speech all day long
so i got it on both sides... and yea the picture is kinda what i look like :]
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Post by neenjaoflove » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:55 pm

i dont know the rules about making 2 posts on 1 thread in this amount of time, but i just now noticed the text you quoted mac
that is terrible
*in context of preacher* "i have learned 1 : to assign as a share or portion <allot 10 minutes for the speech> about my own sinful nature...."
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Post by MacGuru » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:02 pm

neenjaoflove wrote:i dont know the rules about making 2 posts on 1 thread in this amount of time, but i just now noticed the text you quoted mac
that is terrible
*in context of preacher* "i have learned 1 : to assign as a share or portion <allot 10 minutes for the speech> about my own sinful nature...."
Exactly- I saw a great comment somewhere where they said "using 'alot' instead of 'a lot' is like creating a word called 'alittle' "
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Post by neenjaoflove » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:11 pm

haha i corrected my student teacher in 8th grade on that
her name was miss gator... she spelled alot on the board and i was like... this is why you dont have a degree yet...
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Post by colton » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:13 pm

neenjaoflove wrote:well i guess i dont really use it much in typing, its more in spoken language
o well
The written word is the one place that itreallymatters, though. Inflection, facial expressions, gestures, and the like make up for poor grammar in speech, but grammar and punctuation are a writer's only tools for ensuring mutual intelligibility in print.

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Post by lriggan » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:13 pm

MacGuru wrote:
neenjaoflove wrote:i dont know the rules about making 2 posts on 1 thread in this amount of time, but i just now noticed the text you quoted mac
that is terrible
*in context of preacher* "i have learned 1 : to assign as a share or portion <allot 10 minutes for the speech> about my own sinful nature...."
Exactly- I saw a great comment somewhere where they said "using 'alot' instead of 'a lot' is like creating a word called 'alittle' "
I do that alot....

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Post by neenjaoflove » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:14 pm

Okay, I am now waving my white flag.
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Post by colton » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:15 pm

neenjaoflove wrote:Okay, I am now waving my white flag.
Ha-ha! Space Ghost has vanquished Moltar once more.

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