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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:00 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:34 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:27 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:09 am
Over the weekend I rode one hundred twenty miles through the Willamette Valley on a fixed gear bicycle with a basket on the front and two canvas supply bags at the aft. Not only did I do it in less than a forty eight hour period, I did it all all while wearing a tweed suit compete with knit tie and felt trilby. Suck on that, you old yuppies with your alloy racing bikes and your abominable, skintight cycling leotards.
I'm impressed.
Sounds like a wonderful weekend.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Gabriel » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:37 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:00 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:34 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:27 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:09 am
Over the weekend I rode one hundred twenty miles through the Willamette Valley on a fixed gear bicycle with a basket on the front and two canvas supply bags at the aft. Not only did I do it in less than a forty eight hour period, I did it all all while wearing a tweed suit compete with knit tie and felt trilby. Suck on that, you old yuppies with your alloy racing bikes and your abominable, skintight cycling leotards.
I'm impressed.
Sounds like a wonderful weekend.
Outstanding.
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Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:44 pm

Gabriel wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:00 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:34 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:27 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:09 am
Over the weekend I rode one hundred twenty miles through the Willamette Valley on a fixed gear bicycle with a basket on the front and two canvas supply bags at the aft. Not only did I do it in less than a forty eight hour period, I did it all all while wearing a tweed suit compete with knit tie and felt trilby. Suck on that, you old yuppies with your alloy racing bikes and your abominable, skintight cycling leotards.
I'm impressed.
Sounds like a wonderful weekend.
Outstanding.
:chili: :chili: :chili:
Wrong thread, sir, wrong thread.
Whats wrong with chili ?


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Gabriel » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:50 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:44 pm
Gabriel wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:00 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:34 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:27 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:09 am
Over the weekend I rode one hundred twenty miles through the Willamette Valley on a fixed gear bicycle with a basket on the front and two canvas supply bags at the aft. Not only did I do it in less than a forty eight hour period, I did it all all while wearing a tweed suit compete with knit tie and felt trilby. Suck on that, you old yuppies with your alloy racing bikes and your abominable, skintight cycling leotards.
I'm impressed.
Sounds like a wonderful weekend.
Outstanding.
:chili: :chili: :chili:
Wrong thread, sir, wrong thread.
Whats wrong with chili ?


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I was referring to Morley's post. Too much to care about for this thread.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Gabriel » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:54 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:57 pm
Gabriel wrote:I put an offer on a cheap used car this afternoon. Hope that's not a mistake.
We almost traded our expedition in on a new car today. The deer damage to the front bumper was the deal killer.


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Ouch. I'm driving my dad's old grand am. When dad parts with a car it doesn't have much life... it's currently at 250k miles, I add transmission fluid regularly.
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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:56 am

Gabriel wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:57 pm
Gabriel wrote:I put an offer on a cheap used car this afternoon. Hope that's not a mistake.
We almost traded our expedition in on a new car today. The deer damage to the front bumper was the deal killer.


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Ouch. I'm driving my dad's old grand am. When dad parts with a car it doesn't have much life... it's currently at 250k miles, I add transmission fluid regularly.
Ouch.



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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:36 am

Thank you for the prayers guys. We are getting ready to head down to see my wife's dad this morning.

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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:03 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:36 am
Thank you for the prayers guys. We are getting ready to head down to see my wife's dad this morning.

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Post by Jocose » Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:36 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:03 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:36 am
Thank you for the prayers guys. We are getting ready to head down to see my wife's dad this morning.

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Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:05 pm

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Post by A_Morley » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:19 pm

One of my body parts is a prosthesis. I refuse to reveal which one.
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Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:37 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:19 pm
One of my body parts is a prosthesis. I refuse to reveal which one.
Meaning an actual part of your body or do you have a selection of body parts that you've collected (perhaps in a trunk in the attic or on shelves in the basement) and one of them is prosthetic?
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Post by A_Morley » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:56 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:37 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:19 pm
One of my body parts is a prosthesis. I refuse to reveal which one.
Meaning an actual part of your body or do you have a selection of body parts that you've collected (perhaps in a trunk in the attic or on shelves in the basement) and one of them is prosthetic?
I refuse to reveal which one.
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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:05 pm

My wife's father was released from the hospital today. He has a list of medical concerns, and he refuses to do anything about them. It's his choice, and it's our choice to not enable him and refuse to watch him self-destruct.


In more positive news, I replaced the headlight switch in my sons truck this afternoon and he now has working dash lights. We will wait for it to be dark to be sure they all work as they should, but we are pleased with the progress.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:53 pm

$600 worth of car repairs and a $200 electric bill. This is getting to be too much on us.
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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:04 pm

Going to pei Wei tonight. Then to the bookstore.
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Post by Skip » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:51 pm

I need to make it through the next, oh, fifty-two hours? That's right after the last worship set on Sunday morning, for those keeping score at home. I've told everyone that I didn't want surprised; let the chips fall as they will.
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Post by Skip » Fri Jun 16, 2017 7:13 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:04 pm
Going to pei Wei tonight. Then to the bookstore.
I'd think there'd be a pill for that.
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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:10 pm

I watched a dog/18 wheeler collision on I-40 this morning. It was not pleasant.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:42 pm

GaryInVA wrote:I watched a dog/18 wheeler collision on I-40 this morning. It was not pleasant.
This makes me sad.


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