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Post by John-Boy » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:47 am

I have gone very fast on a motorcycle.
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Post by mountainman » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:48 am

I've never been to Boston in the fall!
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Post by John-Boy » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:51 am

In my better days I was able to burp the alphabet twice in one burp.
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Post by underscoretim » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:52 am

Three weeks after I got married I broke 4 ribs and cracked 2 others and had to sleep in a recliner for 2 months.
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Post by Thoth » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:57 am

mountainman wrote:I've never been to Boston in the fall!
I've never plucked a rooster
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Post by ArtGuy » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:59 am

I have never watched the movie Goonies all the way through. I could not even tell you what it is about.
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Post by Skip » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:00 pm

ArtGuy wrote:I have never watched the movie Goonies all the way through. I could not even tell you what it is about.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:34 pm

My favorite beer is Newcastle Brown Ale.
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Post by scottwhitesell » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:39 pm

mountainman wrote:I've never been to Boston in the fall!
I've never swabbed a poop deck.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:41 pm

I find silence in face-to-face conversation to be almost unbearable, and so always find myself talking too much.
"Cigarettes are like indulgences. They promise a lot, but in the end are just paper for burning."

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Post by mountainman » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:45 pm

PNP, thats why rednecks resort to the "yup, uh-hu, yup" thing that king of the hill popularized.....yup.
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Post by scottwhitesell » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:46 pm

PipeAndPint wrote:...and so always find myself talking too much.
That isn't useless. I know of a lot of people that have made careers out of that talent! :lol:
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Post by ArtGuy » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:11 pm

I am building a 120 sq ft shed in my backyard. Vinyl siding, skylights and all.
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Post by underscoretim » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:14 pm

ArtGuy wrote:I am building a 120 sq ft shed in my backyard. Vinyl siding, skylights and all.
Have you ever seen The Goonies?
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Post by ArtGuy » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:15 pm

I have not
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Post by JimVH » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:19 pm

I still have dreams of being a drummer in a rock band, only I don't play the drums.

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Post by underscoretim » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:21 pm

JimVH wrote:I still have dreams of being a drummer in a rock band, only I don't play the drums.
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Post by PipeAndPint » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:22 pm

mountainman wrote:PNP, thats why rednecks resort to the "yup, uh-hu, yup" thing that king of the hill popularized.....yup.
Another thing about me: I don't have cable TV. So I don't know about this sort of stuff.
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Post by A_Morley » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:56 pm

-I was once a circus ringmaster.
-I once drank three gallons of Barq’s Root Beer in a single sitting.
-I like to slap dogs really hard on the ass.
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Post by sleepinggecko » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:00 pm

I've been reading through the book "Christianity's Dangerous Idea" by Alister McGrath since January. I keep having more pressing books to read (mostly for classes--I figured I'd finish this over the summer, but there's only a week left before classes start up again).

For a time, my father's father worked for one of the circuses that wintered in his town, Peru, Indiana.

His sister (my great aunt) is buried in Mt. Hope Cemetery in Peru, Indiana, not too far from Cole Porter's gravesite in that same cemetery.

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