Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:02 pm

wsblevins wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:44 pm
I have a cold. A cold from Hell. I have seen the doctor and she has seen me.
Her name is Jonathan?
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Post by wsblevins » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:08 pm

Her name is Annette.
“This country needs an enema.”

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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:15 pm

wsblevins wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:08 pm
Her name is Annette.
Annette Von Jonathan, MD?

Does she also play the mandolin?
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Post by wsblevins » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:19 pm

Not that I am aware of. Just to avoid confusion, I have three doctors.
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:37 pm

wsblevins wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:19 pm
Not that I am aware of. Just to avoid confusion, I have three doctors.
If you swap to Progressive, they can bundle that poo for you for big savings.
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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:22 pm

Again, the Chiefs...
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:24 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:34 pm
Homemade chicken and waffles. Not that you care.

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This I do care about, deeply.
hugodrax wrote:
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Post by sweetandsour » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:35 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:34 pm
Homemade chicken and waffles. Not that you care.

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The very idea.
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:35 pm

I am up late. Insomnia hits at such interesting times.
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Post by durangopipe » Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:43 pm

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Now that both our pups have passed the critters are getting more brazen.
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Post by FredS » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:07 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:22 pm
Again, the Chiefs...
It’s what they do.
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Post by GaryInVA » Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:53 pm

FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:07 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:22 pm
Again, the Chiefs...
It’s what they do.
I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Post by gravel » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:56 am

God Bless CPS.

An update of sorts:
I have two terms remaining in seminary. Going to school full time, working in church full time, and trying hard not to sacrifice my family to either has been a challenge. I’m looking forward to the finish line.

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Post by Skip » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:32 am

I'm awake.
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Post by Skip » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:03 am

This was my view yesterday morning.

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Post by Hovannes » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:16 am

gravel wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:56 am
God Bless CPS.

An update of sorts:
I have two terms remaining in seminary. Going to school full time, working in church full time, and trying hard not to sacrifice my family to either has been a challenge. I’m looking forward to the finish line.
Thread fail. We do care very much.
Hang in there!

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Post by Roadmaster » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:25 am

gravel wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:56 am
God Bless CPS.

An update of sorts:
I have two terms remaining in seminary. Going to school full time, working in church full time, and trying hard not to sacrifice my family to either has been a challenge. I’m looking forward to the finish line.
What do you do with all the spare time? :)
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Post by ReverendThom » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:53 am

gravel wrote:God Bless CPS.

An update of sorts:
I have two terms remaining in seminary. Going to school full time, working in church full time, and trying hard not to sacrifice my family to either has been a challenge. I’m looking forward to the finish line.
Been there, done that! Keep going, and make time to relax with a pipe :)

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Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:20 am

Skip wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:03 am
This was my view yesterday morning.

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I thought that was a pie sitting before two keyboards. Then I clicked the image. Nope. Only wood. :dancingpie:
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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:02 am

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:20 am
Skip wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:03 am
This was my view yesterday morning.

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I thought that was a pie sitting before two keyboards. Then I clicked the image. Nope. Only wood. :dancingpie:
Yeah, my rear hurts just looking at the pic. Hopefully it's a short p&w time.
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