Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:42 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:02 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:20 am
Skip wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:03 am
This was my view yesterday morning.

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I thought that was a pie sitting before two keyboards. Then I clicked the image. Nope. Only wood. :dancingpie:
Yeah, my rear hurts just looking at the pic. Hopefully it's a short p&w time.
Maybe Skip has more junk in the trunk than you do.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:40 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:42 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:02 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:20 am
Skip wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:03 am
This was my view yesterday morning.

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I thought that was a pie sitting before two keyboards. Then I clicked the image. Nope. Only wood. :dancingpie:
Yeah, my rear hurts just looking at the pic. Hopefully it's a short p&w time.
Maybe Skip has more junk in the trunk than you do.
I dunno. From what I understand he's lost some weight. Maybe even down a few kilt sizes.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Cleon » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:44 pm

There's a billboard in town that says "Ironically, E.D. is a growing problem" with a female urologist leaning slightly back, her arms crossed, and a slight smile on her face.

Are you kidding me?
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:17 pm

I’m going to need to get a small chain saw.

And an old school hockey mask. That little crumb snatcher back there is feelin’ his oats. Let’s get nuts. Whaddayasay, son?
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Post by Roadmaster » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:25 pm

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:44 pm
There's a billboard in town that says "Ironically, E.D. is a growing problem" with a female urologist leaning slightly back, her arms crossed, and a slight smile on her face.

Are you kidding me?
I'm thinking you don't need her services.
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:30 pm

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:44 pm
There's a billboard in town that says "Ironically, E.D. is a growing problem" with a female urologist leaning slightly back, her arms crossed, and a slight smile on her face.

Are you kidding me?
Is she hot? If so, she might not be a real urologist. Just one on TV, or billboards.

I care enough to request a pic.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Skip » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:05 am

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:40 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:42 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:02 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:20 am
Skip wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:03 am
This was my view yesterday morning.

Image
I thought that was a pie sitting before two keyboards. Then I clicked the image. Nope. Only wood. :dancingpie:
Yeah, my rear hurts just looking at the pic. Hopefully it's a short p&w time.
Maybe Skip has more junk in the trunk than you do.
I dunno. From what I understand he's lost some weight. Maybe even down a few kilt sizes.
1. You people are nuts
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:53 am

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I am now on the lookout for a Craftsman 1/2 HP 12"x 16" Midi Lathe.
Still fighting the urge. I really want to make mazers.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:51 pm

It's cake day at work. All of the January born please report to the kitchen.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:52 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:51 pm
It's cake day at work. All of the January born please report to the kitchen.
Do you guys do any work around there? Seems like it's food all the time.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:53 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:51 pm
It's cake day at work. All of the January born please report to the kitchen.
Do you guys do any work around there? Seems like it's food all the time.
We have a badass HR guy that really knows how to keep his peeps happy.


Some days, anyway.
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Post by ReverendThom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:41 pm

JimVH wrote:
GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:51 pm
It's cake day at work. All of the January born please report to the kitchen.
Do you guys do any work around there? Seems like it's food all the time.
We have a badass HR guy that really knows how to keep his peeps happy.


Some days, anyway.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:24 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:41 pm
JimVH wrote:
GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:51 pm
It's cake day at work. All of the January born please report to the kitchen.
Do you guys do any work around there? Seems like it's food all the time.
We have a badass HR guy that really knows how to keep his peeps happy.


Some days, anyway.
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Post by ReverendThom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:18 pm

gaining_age wrote:
ReverendThom wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:41 pm
JimVH wrote:
GaryInVA wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:52 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:51 pm
It's cake day at work. All of the January born please report to the kitchen.
Do you guys do any work around there? Seems like it's food all the time.
We have a badass HR guy that really knows how to keep his peeps happy.


Some days, anyway.
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Post by Cleon » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:29 pm

I found a new product that I think every man should have in his toolbox: self-sealing silicon tape. I used it this evening to fix some nicked wires on my truck near the exaust. Much easier to use than regular old electric tape and it's rated up to 500° F. The package says you can use it to seal hoses and fix plumbing leaks and such too.
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Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:34 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:29 pm
I found a new product that I think every man should have in his toolbox: self-sealing silicon tape. I used it this evening to fix some nicked wires on my truck near the exaust. Much easier to use than regular old electric tape and it's rated up to 500° F. The package says you can use it to seal hoses and fix plumbing leaks and such too.
Sounds good. Wonder if it'll work for a crack in an exhaust pipe itself. (Not that I care, of course.)
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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:43 pm

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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:58 pm

I have procured a chain saw.
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Post by JimVH » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:00 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:58 pm
I have procured a chain saw.
Chainsaws are badass.
"Burritos should not crunch." The Bible

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Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:14 pm

I pierced my ear today.

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