Pet Peeves

[hugodrax]

I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."

I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.

Do you think Goose gets it?

Let's tell him you want a spinone.

[Jocose]

The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!

[Rusty]

I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."

I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.

Oh yes! And if the dog is a little short or smaller than expected then Enzolite. I like that. And if it's a bit noisy then Enzolite- .... hmmm Walter. Baron Enzolite-Walter. Yeah, yeah.

The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!

I'm measuring a wavelength for your possible cycles again. You're not even finished the honeymoon.
Learn to dance dingo. Make her happy.

Bones in my noodles or soup. My wife has to be the worst de-boner in the word. (Shut it DL)

I nearly cut my tongue on turkey bones in her turkey and noodles and today at lunch a chunk of ham bone left in the beans nearly broke my tooth.

When I was a kid I loved Turkey soup and I interpreted the odd misc Turkey bone as a sign of quality. It's the real thing. Like pulp in Orange Juice. Never thought much of pulp in OJ.

[Bloodhound]

The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!

You married guys crack me up

I have been waiting a while to say that to you

[hugodrax]

I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."

I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.

Oh yes! And if the dog is a little short or smaller than expected then Enzolite. I like that. And if it's a bit noisy then Enzolite- .... hmmm Walter. Baron Enzolite-Walter. Yeah, yeah.

The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!

I'm measuring a wavelength for your possible cycles again. You're not even finished the honeymoon.
Learn to dance dingo. Make her happy.

Bones in my noodles or soup. My wife has to be the worst de-boner in the word. (Shut it DL)

I nearly cut my tongue on turkey bones in her turkey and noodles and today at lunch a chunk of ham bone left in the beans nearly broke my tooth.

When I was a kid I loved Turkey soup and I interpreted the odd misc Turkey bone as a sign of quality. It's the real thing. Like pulp in Orange Juice. Never thought much of pulp in OJ.

That might be the most bizarre response I've ever read.

[Goose55]

I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."

I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.

Enzo is actually a very catchy name for a dog.

[hugodrax]

I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."

I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.

Enzo is actually a very catchy name for a dog.

And yet he's always surprised when he get punched in the nose. Sock him, Jim.

[Del]

I hate it when dogs try to catch my Enzo. I just want to punch them.

[Cleon]

Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.

[hugodrax]

Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.

My word. I cant believe the fellow that sold it to you didnt offer. This country is going to the dogs.

Mine this morning is small children who leave a single sheet of paper on the roll so that their father's three esses are interrupted by an awkward hopwaddle to the cabinet. There will be consequences when the culprit is identified!

[Cleon]

Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.

My word. I cant believe the fellow that sold it to you didnt offer. This country is going to the dogs.

Mine this morning is small children who leave a single sheet of paper on the roll so that their father's three esses are interrupted by an awkward hopwaddle to the cabinet. There will be consequences when the culprit is identified!

You know nobody will fess up.

On the bright side, my preferred grocery store still bags your groceries for you and carries them to car.

[JimVH]

Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.

Yesterday, my assistant stopped me and cut the thread holding the tail flap together on my sport coat. I'll bet I wore it ten or more times that way.

[Hovannes]

Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.

Yesterday, my assistant stopped me and cut the thread holding the tail flap together on my sport coat. I'll bet I wore it ten or more times that way.

In tailor jargon, that flap is called a "vent" and for obvious reasons a vent that is unable to fully function may cause severe consequences in time/space reality.
Your assistant has done something heroic in service to humanity deserving of a handsome raise at the very least.

[Del]

I hate it that everything is considered "politics" these days. Really, really hate this.

Fortunately, we know that the 45th March For Life was not about politics. We know this, because the new media did not cover it. (All of the media covered that 2nd "Women's March," so we know that they cover political marches.)

Even though the President and Vice President both addressed the couple hundred thousand people who participated in the March For Life, we can be assured that it was not about politics. It may be the only thing that is not political.