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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:23 pm

When adults dress their toddler daughters in tramp outfits and call it “cute”.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:24 pm

When teen and pre-teen girls dress like tramps thinking they look like adults and then their fathers don’t do any thing about it.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:25 pm

When I walk into a room and forget what I went in there for.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:25 pm

Small talk. Come over to talk to me, don’t come over ask about the weather and stand there and stare at the wall. If you have nothing to say smile and keep walking.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:25 pm

I can’t stand it when people think I should like everything they like. If I say “no” then leave me alone.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:25 pm

Nuts. Nuts do not belong in baked goods. I am sure it is a sin. I haven’t proved it yet but I will.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm

When I ask the wife “what’s for dinner” and she responds with “chicken”. COMMON WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE CHICKEN?
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm

The conversation “what do you want to do?” “I don’t know what do you want to do?” pause…“I don’t know what do you want to do?” and on and on.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm

I’m fat. I am aware of this. As a courtesy to others I cover myself in public. I do not wear tight cloths, and I wear a shirt always. I expect the same from all other fat people.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:26 pm

If you have bad breath stand at a distance. We are aware you like to be close when you speak but it is not necessary.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:27 pm

People who ask you a question and interrupts you mid sentence to give their opinion.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:27 pm

People who cant shut up long enough to let you talk. It is not a conversation if you speak 95% of the time.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:27 pm

What really grinds me is when I’m trying to loose weight and someone walks by my desk with a plate full of fries.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:27 pm

People who do not discipline their children. If you are not going to discipline or raise your children somewhat properly then don’t take them out in public. I am tired of your kids starting fights with mine and/or hitting them and/or teaching them to be bad. Also, IT IS NOT OKAY for your kid to throw a tantrum in the store while you keep shopping as though you don’t hear it. The rest of us hear it. SO DEAL WITH IT.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:28 pm

Crying. For boys crying should stop after the age of 3, unless you are bleeding. By mid puberty it should stop altogether. The only reasons for a man to cry is if someone very close to him dies like a wife, kids, parents, or dog. Women crying is just blackmail. Stop it. When my wife cries I have an irritable urge to “fix it”. Most of the time it can’t be fixed. So I am tortured. Not right.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:28 pm

Bluetooth. STOP IT. You look like a freak who talks to himself. Get a bigger headset so people all around you can see you’re not crazy.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:28 pm

Most Wall-Mart employees. (not all mind you, some are really great people and they really stand out in the crowd)
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:28 pm

Most Wall-Mart patrons.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:29 pm

Looking for items at Wall-Mart in a department that is not related to item in question.
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Post by Zed » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:29 pm

Being asked by other Wall-Mart patrons where something is at when I wear my blue polo shirt. They wear vests people not polo shirts.
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