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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:23 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:56 pm
I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."
I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.
Do you think Goose gets it?

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Jocose » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:21 am

The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Rusty » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:41 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:56 pm
I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."
I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.
Oh yes! And if the dog is a little short or smaller than expected then Enzolite. I like that. And if it's a bit noisy then Enzolite- .... hmmm Walter. Baron Enzolite-Walter. Yeah, yeah.
Jocose wrote:The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!
I'm measuring a wavelength for your possible cycles again. You're not even finished the honeymoon.
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Bones in my noodles or soup. My wife has to be the worst de-boner in the word. (Shut it DL)

I nearly cut my tongue on turkey bones in her turkey and noodles and today at lunch a chunk of ham bone left in the beans nearly broke my tooth.
When I was a kid I loved Turkey soup and I interpreted the odd misc Turkey bone as a sign of quality. It's the real thing. Like pulp in Orange Juice. Never thought much of pulp in OJ.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:49 am

Jocose wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:21 am
The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!
You married guys crack me up

I have been waiting a while to say that to you :D
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:25 am

Rusty wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:41 am
JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:56 pm
I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."
I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.
Oh yes! And if the dog is a little short or smaller than expected then Enzolite. I like that. And if it's a bit noisy then Enzolite- .... hmmm Walter. Baron Enzolite-Walter. Yeah, yeah.
Jocose wrote:The awful, fake "reality" TV shows and the even worse, stupid teeny bopper, crap, pop music my wife listens to in the car.

Egads man, where's my headphones and or the ear plugs?!
I'm measuring a wavelength for your possible cycles again. You're not even finished the honeymoon.
Learn to dance dingo. Make her happy.
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Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:18 pm
Bones in my noodles or soup. My wife has to be the worst de-boner in the word. (Shut it DL)

I nearly cut my tongue on turkey bones in her turkey and noodles and today at lunch a chunk of ham bone left in the beans nearly broke my tooth.
When I was a kid I loved Turkey soup and I interpreted the odd misc Turkey bone as a sign of quality. It's the real thing. Like pulp in Orange Juice. Never thought much of pulp in OJ.
That might be the most bizarre response I've ever read. :lol:
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Goose55 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:15 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:56 pm
I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."
I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.
Enzo is actually a very catchy name for a dog.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:38 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:15 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:56 pm
I'm naming my next dog "Peeves."
I'm naming mine Enzo. They're kind of the same.
Enzo is actually a very catchy name for a dog.
And yet he's always surprised when he get punched in the nose. Sock him, Jim.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Del » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:02 pm

I hate it when dogs try to catch my Enzo. I just want to punch them. :box:
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Cleon » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:39 am

Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:43 am

Cleon wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:39 am
Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.
My word. I cant believe the fellow that sold it to you didnt offer. This country is going to the dogs.

Mine this morning is small children who leave a single sheet of paper on the roll so that their father's three esses are interrupted by an awkward hopwaddle to the cabinet. There will be consequences when the culprit is identified!
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Cleon » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:54 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:43 am
Cleon wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:39 am
Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.
My word. I cant believe the fellow that sold it to you didnt offer. This country is going to the dogs.

Mine this morning is small children who leave a single sheet of paper on the roll so that their father's three esses are interrupted by an awkward hopwaddle to the cabinet. There will be consequences when the culprit is identified!
You know nobody will fess up.

On the bright side, my preferred grocery store still bags your groceries for you and carries them to car.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:56 am

Cleon wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:39 am
Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.
Yesterday, my assistant stopped me and cut the thread holding the tail flap together on my sport coat. I'll bet I wore it ten or more times that way.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Hovannes » Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:39 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 9:56 am
Cleon wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:39 am
Undoing all the basting stitches on new clothes so they actually have pockets, vents, and lapels that work. Next time I buy a new sport coat, I'm asking the customer service to open it up. I don't know why I never thought of that before.
Yesterday, my assistant stopped me and cut the thread holding the tail flap together on my sport coat. I'll bet I wore it ten or more times that way.
In tailor jargon, that flap is called a "vent" and for obvious reasons a vent that is unable to fully function may cause severe consequences in time/space reality.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Del » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 pm

I hate it that everything is considered "politics" these days. Really, really hate this.

Fortunately, we know that the 45th March For Life was not about politics. We know this, because the new media did not cover it. (All of the media covered that 2nd "Women's March," so we know that they cover political marches.)

Even though the President and Vice President both addressed the couple hundred thousand people who participated in the March For Life, we can be assured that it was not about politics. It may be the only thing that is not political.
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