The Rapture

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Post by UncleBob » Mon Feb 03, 2014 6:27 pm

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Chance of Rapture for 3 February 2014: 29%

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Post by UncleBob » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:21 pm

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Chance of Rapture for 16 February 2014: 51%
Chance of Pipe Rapture for 16 February 2014: Already tamping.

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Re: The Rapture

Post by coco » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:12 pm

[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs[/BBvideo]

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:07 pm

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Chance of Rapture for 13 November 2014: 14%
Chance of Gay Rapture for 13 November 2014: Fabulous

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Re: The Rapture

Post by gravel » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:12 pm

I wish we'd all been ready.

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Re: The Rapture

Post by JesusClaus » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:43 pm

gravel wrote:I wish we'd all been ready.
Soon I will send my feathered raptors for the faithful and poo for all the others!
Oh, you better watch out, you better not sin....

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Re: The Rapture

Post by A_Morley » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:54 am

Sweet, bid me hold my tongue,
For in this rapture I shall surely speak
The thing I shall repent. See, see, your silence,
Cunning in dumbness, from my weakness draws
My very soul of counsel! stop my mouth.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by Joshoowah » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:28 am

coco wrote:[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs[/BBvideo]

That is all.
Oh...my.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by coco » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:52 am

Joshoowah wrote:
coco wrote:[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs[/BBvideo]

That is all.
Oh...my.
Given the incontrovertible evidence presented in this video, I'm surprised that the rapture chances are only 14%.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by Skip » Sat Nov 15, 2014 12:33 pm

coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote:
coco wrote:[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs[/BBvideo]

That is all.
Oh...my.
Given the incontrovertible evidence presented in this video, I'm surprised that the rapture chances are only 14%.
At least one person at my church has posted this video on facebook. My use of facebook as a business connection - both PR and marketing - means I've kept my big mouth shut, but oh my...

On the other hand, if they believe this stuff they might be more susceptible to a good pitch... :twisted:
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Re: The Rapture

Post by Skip » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:02 pm

Skip wrote:
coco wrote:
Joshoowah wrote:
coco wrote:[BBvideo 560,340]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs[/BBvideo]

That is all.
Oh...my.
Given the incontrovertible evidence presented in this video, I'm surprised that the rapture chances are only 14%.
At least one person at my church has posted this video on facebook. My use of facebook as a business connection - both PR and marketing - means I've kept my big mouth shut, but oh my...

On the other hand, if they believe this stuff they might be more susceptible to a good pitch... :twisted:
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Re: The Rapture

Post by coco » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm

This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by UncleBob » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:12 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm
This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by coco » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:13 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:12 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm
This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by hugodrax » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:17 pm

Before CPS, I thought all Protestants looked like the Monster Energy Drink Woman (well, frankly, a lot of them have that haircut, but you know what I mean). I'm so glad this place is here to tell me you all think they're nuts, too.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by UncleBob » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:17 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:13 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:12 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm
This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by hugodrax » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:36 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:17 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:13 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:12 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm
This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
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The time you spend scoffing won't be spent living. You only have 12 days left, young man.
I'm ready:

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Somebody should send that card to Goose. Not me though.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by UncleBob » Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:40 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:36 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:17 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:13 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:12 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm
This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
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The time you spend scoffing won't be spent living. You only have 12 days left, young man.
I'm ready:

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Somebody should send that card to Goose. Not me though.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by Fainn » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:00 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Sep 11, 2017 6:04 pm
This just in! Despite Jesus' teaching about no one knowing the day or hour, this man has unraveled all of Revelation and the likely date for the Rapture is fast approaching!!! (He does make a disclaimer that September 23rd may or may not be the date of the Rapture, so I guess that he is not making a hard and fast claim to know the day or hour... so predictions are presumably okay as long as you say you might be wrong.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_l2yS6H2o

If Sept. 23rd is the date, you have almost two weeks.

No, I did not watch the whole thing.
I saw a better video, but can't seem to find it.
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Re: The Rapture

Post by Fainn » Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:01 pm

Hoping for a pre-trib rapture, but I believe a mid-trib rapture is more likely.
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