Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:27 pm

infidel wrote:
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TNLawPiper wrote:
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infidel wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
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Only half the story I'm afraid. They originated in heaven and were sent to this place...I forget the name of it...oh, yeah, hell.
I thought they were thrown down to earth ;)

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Damned pagans.
The pagans were cast out of heaven?
Were they?

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Fainn » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Sanchez » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am

Fainn wrote:
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Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
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For I am a poor and a wretched boy:
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Del » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:21 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:38 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:28 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:05 pm
Only half the story I'm afraid. They originated in heaven and were sent to this place...I forget the name of it...oh, yeah, hell.
I thought they were thrown down to earth ;)

;)
You would.
Christian art depicts St. Michael defeating Satan and forcing demons out and down. There is an image of Michael at war with Satan... in Revelation.

But Jesus only reveals that Satan fell "like lightening."
Luke 10 wrote:17 The seventy-two returned with joy and said, “Lord, even the demons submit to us in your name.”

18 He replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven. 19 I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you. 20 However, do not rejoice that the spirits submit to you, but rejoice that your names are written in heaven.”
[Same with the image that St. Paul was blinded by lightening and fell from his horse. There is no actual horse in Scripture; it only exists in sacred art.]

I get the impression that that Satan dived out of heaven. With his "Non Serviam! I will not serve!", Satan was declaring, "You can't fire me! I QUIT!"
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Cleon » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:10 am

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I for one will always treasure the memory of what St Nicolas did to Arius at the Council of Nicaea.

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Oh yeah. I want this icon in my man cave, right up there on the wall next to Favre's jersey.

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Del » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:53 am

Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:10 am
John Calvin, I'm sorry.
Praying with hope that he can hear you....
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"Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tender-hearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ also has forgiven you." - Eph 4

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by FredS » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:34 am

Del wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:10 am
John Calvin, I'm sorry.
Praying with hope that he can hear you....
Calvin is a forum member. His screen name is Zed. He doesn't come 'round much any more (the Catholics sort of dogged him), but I'm sure he'll get the message if you pm him.
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Del » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:56 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:34 am
Del wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:10 am
John Calvin, I'm sorry.
Praying with hope that he can hear you....
Calvin is a forum member. His screen name is Zed. He doesn't come 'round much any more (the Catholics sort of dogged him), but I'm sure he'll get the message if you pm him.
:wink:

-- I'm going with the winky emoji just for its passive-aggressive benefits, but really I'm :rotfl:
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Super_Secret_Santa » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am

Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by EvilGoose55 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am

Super_Secret_Santa wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am
Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.
My boy Goose has given the clarion honk and summoned the pups from the depths of Hell. Look upon your handiwork, O Goose, and despair!

Come, Busty! Come Jesus-Claus. Come Cletus. Come Burpcloth. Come Mrs. Zed. Come, Sock Puppets Goose has released us. We have much to thank him for. Let's show him how grateful we are!

N.B. It really doesn't do to not believe in any hell except the one you create, other Goose.

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by wosbald » Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:51 am

+JMJ+
Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:10 am
wosbald wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:13 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:50 pm
I for one will always treasure the memory of what St Nicolas did to Arius at the Council of Nicaea.

Image
I love that look of beneficent lugubriosity on St Nick's face as he opens up a can o' whoop-ass on Arius.
Oh yeah. I want this icon in my man cave, right up there on the wall next to Favre's jersey.
IKR?




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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Goose55 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:06 am

EvilGoose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am
Super_Secret_Santa wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am
Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.
My boy Goose has given the clarion honk and summoned the pups from the depths of Hell. Look upon your handiwork, O Goose, and despair!

Come, Busty! Come Jesus-Claus. Come Cletus. Come Burpcloth. Come Mrs. Zed. Come, Sock Puppets Goose has released us. We have much to thank him for. Let's show him how grateful we are!

N.B. It really doesn't do to not believe in any hell except the one you create, other Goose.
This thread is a fitting place for sock puppets.
"At present we're on the wrong side of the door. But all the pages of the New Testament are rustling with the rumor that it will not always be so." ~ C.S. Lewis

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Rusty » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:29 am

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:06 am
EvilGoose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am
Super_Secret_Santa wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am
Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.
My boy Goose has given the clarion honk and summoned the pups from the depths of Hell. Look upon your handiwork, O Goose, and despair!

Come, Busty! Come Jesus-Claus. Come Cletus. Come Burpcloth. Come Mrs. Zed. Come, Sock Puppets Goose has released us. We have much to thank him for. Let's show him how grateful we are!

N.B. It really doesn't do to not believe in any hell except the one you create, other Goose.
This thread is a fitting place for sock puppets.
"Be quiet, and come out of him!"

The dawn of Goose is upon us.
You're out of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by hugodrax » Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:44 am

Rusty wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:29 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:06 am
EvilGoose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am
Super_Secret_Santa wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am
Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.
My boy Goose has given the clarion honk and summoned the pups from the depths of Hell. Look upon your handiwork, O Goose, and despair!

Come, Busty! Come Jesus-Claus. Come Cletus. Come Burpcloth. Come Mrs. Zed. Come, Sock Puppets Goose has released us. We have much to thank him for. Let's show him how grateful we are!

N.B. It really doesn't do to not believe in any hell except the one you create, other Goose.
This thread is a fitting place for sock puppets.
"Be quiet, and come out of him!"

The dawn of Goose is upon us.
Pass the shank brush.

Rusty, you're a mathematician and student of such things as probability. I maintain that it is not impossible, but statically very improbable, that any man could actually be as naive as Goose. What say you?

Also, I maintain that Goose living way out there in Goose Gulch is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by MrsZed » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 pm

Are you boys pestering Goose? He's such a nice man, and I'm sure he can't help whatever it is that's causing you to tease him.

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Goose55 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:35 pm

Rusty wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:29 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:06 am
EvilGoose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am
Super_Secret_Santa wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am
Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.
My boy Goose has given the clarion honk and summoned the pups from the depths of Hell. Look upon your handiwork, O Goose, and despair!

Come, Busty! Come Jesus-Claus. Come Cletus. Come Burpcloth. Come Mrs. Zed. Come, Sock Puppets Goose has released us. We have much to thank him for. Let's show him how grateful we are!

N.B. It really doesn't do to not believe in any hell except the one you create, other Goose.
This thread is a fitting place for sock puppets.
"Be quiet, and come out of him!"
That's what I tell them, all the time. But such are not able to be cast out except by prayer and fasting.
"At present we're on the wrong side of the door. But all the pages of the New Testament are rustling with the rumor that it will not always be so." ~ C.S. Lewis

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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Goose55 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:41 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:44 am
Rusty wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:29 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 11:06 am
EvilGoose55 wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:45 am
Super_Secret_Santa wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:25 am
Sanchez wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:32 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:09 pm
Sockpuppeh always brightens my day.
Let me sleep on your floor. You won't even know I'm there.
Not a chance, demon. Back! Back, I say!
Rusty tells me that a suitably adjusted laser pointer will scatter any demon.
But Rusty speaks in tongues with his damn cross-sections and barns.

You boys are agitating the spawn of hell. They're worse than the alt-right-not-right.
My boy Goose has given the clarion honk and summoned the pups from the depths of Hell. Look upon your handiwork, O Goose, and despair!

Come, Busty! Come Jesus-Claus. Come Cletus. Come Burpcloth. Come Mrs. Zed. Come, Sock Puppets Goose has released us. We have much to thank him for. Let's show him how grateful we are!

N.B. It really doesn't do to not believe in any hell except the one you create, other Goose.
This thread is a fitting place for sock puppets.
"Be quiet, and come out of him!"

The dawn of Goose is upon us.
Pass the shank brush.

Rusty, you're a mathematician and student of such things as probability. I maintain that it is not impossible, but statically very improbable, that any man could actually be as naive as Goose. What say you?

Also, I maintain that Goose living way out there in Goose Gulch is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de_P2aUZJyA
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by SockPuppeh » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:01 pm

dat iz nawt fune

dat iz sad
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by hugodrax » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:51 pm

SockPuppeh wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:01 pm
dat iz nawt fune

dat iz sad
Goose,

Every once in a while we get a slow learner. I have to give you credit, you win the prize for the slowest we've had.

I'm not sure you've noticed, but you've had one moderator and one administrator on this thread giving you grief. Why? Because you refuse to get it.

When I took the time to tell you you were out of line and why, you stuck your nose in the sand and pretended it was meaningless and continuing right on your merry way. Do I actually have to tell you that it was a warning? Because it was a warning. Knock it off.

Now we have sock puppets all over the forum gleefully dancing because you don't get it. Action equals reaction, you see. Consequences, if you will. You're bringing this on yourself and everybody else here has to deal with it, too. Why not stop?

Just behave. Be the good guy I know you are. Or, alternatively, continue to wreck the place and see what happens. But that doesn't make any sense, does it?
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Re: Everlasting Souls Writhing In Eternal Flames?

Post by Goose55 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:08 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:51 pm
SockPuppeh wrote:
Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:01 pm
dat iz nawt fune

dat iz sad
Goose,

Every once in a while we get a slow learner. I have to give you credit, you win the prize for the slowest we've had.

I'm not sure you've noticed, but you've had one moderator and one administrator on this thread giving you grief. Why? Because you refuse to get it.

When I took the time to tell you you were out of line and why, you stuck your nose in the sand and pretended it was meaningless and continuing right on your merry way. Do I actually have to tell you that it was a warning? Because it was a warning. Knock it off.

Now we have sock puppets all over the forum gleefully dancing because you don't get it. Action equals reaction, you see. Consequences, if you will. You're bringing this on yourself and everybody else here has to deal with it, too. Why not stop?

Just behave. Be the good guy I know you are. Or, alternatively, continue to wreck the place and see what happens. But that doesn't make any sense, does it?
I'm playing with the sock puppets, Drax.
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