Confessions
- JimVH
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I just watched this in the Random video thread and laughed:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU
I blame durangopope.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU
I blame durangopope.
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- durangopipe
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Re: Confessions
I confess.
It was my fault.
It was my fault.
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
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- hugodrax
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Your fault. Your fault? Your most grievous fault?
I heard that you did some stuff and failed to do some stuff.
I'll pray to the Lord Our God for you. I'm in the same boat.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.
- mont974x4
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I think Starbucks coffee is over-rated, over-roasted burnt water.
I do like their double smoked bacon sandwich.
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I do like their double smoked bacon sandwich.
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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
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Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- Jocose
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Wrong thread!
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- mont974x4
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It was a confession.
I also think it is overpriced.
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Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- John-Boy
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Helping Jack with English question today, "Put a star by that one. Ask your mom later. I have no idea."
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Sometimes memes can be helpful as well as humorous - Jocose
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community - JMG
- mont974x4
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I don't know half as much as I think I know. And what I do know, I know half as well as I should.
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- Cleon
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I don't care about water in a meteorite. I also don't care about science that much. Blasphemy!
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"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG
"Dang, a pipe slap." - JimVH
- TwoXseveN
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I absolutely hate getting my hair cut. It is one of the worst experiences I continually put myself through.
I'm what some CPS'ers have called, "Better than advertised".
- sweetandsour
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So we're having a late night meal at a local ihop. Hostess wants to seat us at the very first booth, no further than 6' or so from her stand. "No", I said. So she walks us to the back by the restrooms. "I'd like to be away from the pee odor", I said with a smile. Then she sits us at a booth next to where they keep all of the pitchers and coffee pots. I sat down and got up several times. "What are you doing", my wife asks. "Just seeing if my pants stick to the seat cushion".
They didn't. But then we watched as a group came in, and the guy ran his finger across the seat cushion and then smelled his finger. Then I didn't feel so bad.
They didn't. But then we watched as a group came in, and the guy ran his finger across the seat cushion and then smelled his finger. Then I didn't feel so bad.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)
- GaryInVA
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I'm exact opposite. I love getting my hair cut. I've told my wife if we were rich I'd get my hair cut every week like I did when I was in the Marines.
- mont974x4
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I got to read a couple of comments coworkers made in connection with my semi-annual employee evaluation. They made my eyes sweat a little.
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Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- sweetandsour
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Formal tic the box evaluations are one of the things I don't miss, although I was always pleasantly surprised with my peer reviews.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)
- sweetandsour
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A petite and pretty brunette Dental Hygienist cleaned and flossed my teeth today. If it was back in time, I was her age or close, and not married and didn't know my wife existed, I'd probably ask her out.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)
- Tatanka
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My wife surprised me today with my last Father's Day gift. My first Pedicure EVER in the Xscape Salon. Our daughter gave it to me. Ahhhh! It almost put me to sleep! I won't make fun of it anymore!
Soli Deo Gloria!
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"If the doors (windows) of perception were cleansed, everything would appear as it is - infinite." ~ William Blake
- sweetandsour
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I was on my way to grab my grandson's little league coach by the collar, drag him out to the parking lot and smear his face into the concrete. My wife and daughter in law stopped me and calmed me down.
Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)
- hugodrax
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I confess I'm going to figure out a way to meet you. I think we'd get along pretty well, sir.sweetandsour wrote: ↑Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:05 pmI was on my way to grab my grandson's little league coach by the collar, drag him out to the parking lot and smear his face into the concrete. My wife and daughter in law stopped me and calmed me down.
Other than that, I'm finding myself craving that Sinclair Highland Sliced tobacco that Jo and Phil posted about. Either that, or some good buffalo (bison) chips.
Also, been wanting to try this Highland Sliced, but I think the ship has sailed.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.
- Fainn
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When I was 18, I snuck into a movie theater with a girl. Then I found out my dad had snuck into the same theater when he was a teenager.
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- sweetandsour
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Not sure which is worse, Jo's avatars or Juregg's signature pic. But I'm considering both. I dunno. I think perhaps Juregg's may win the prize.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)