Your Best Manure Photos Thread

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Your Best Manure Photos Thread

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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

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What a pile of crap!
And I don't mean that in a bad way . . .
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Good s***, Mr. VH. Good s***, indeed.
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What a shixxy thread.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by Cleon » Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am

My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by JimVH » Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 am

Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am
My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
We used to grow ginormous melons at the base of our septic field.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by Jocose » Mon May 15, 2017 11:37 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am
My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
We used to grow ginormous melons at the base of our septic field.
I once lived on 10 acres of strawberry fields. I never consumed the berries near the septic field.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by JimVH » Mon May 15, 2017 12:01 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 11:37 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am
My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
We used to grow ginormous melons at the base of our septic field.
I once lived on 10 acres of strawberry fields. I never consumed the berries near the septic field.
We didn't eat them, but man they were spectacular to look at.
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Post by JimVH » Mon May 15, 2017 12:06 pm

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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by Cleon » Mon May 15, 2017 1:32 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 12:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 11:37 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am
My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
We used to grow ginormous melons at the base of our septic field.
I once lived on 10 acres of strawberry fields. I never consumed the berries near the septic field.
We didn't eat them, but man they were spectacular to look at.
I ate the tomatoes and I'm fine.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by SlowToke » Mon May 15, 2017 6:52 pm

Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 1:32 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 12:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 11:37 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am
My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
We used to grow ginormous melons at the base of our septic field.
I once lived on 10 acres of strawberry fields. I never consumed the berries near the septic field.
We didn't eat them, but man they were spectacular to look at.
I ate the tomatoes and I'm fine.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by coco » Mon May 15, 2017 7:05 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 6:52 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 1:32 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 12:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 11:37 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 am
Cleon wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:08 am
My wife's family used to raise Arabian horses. They had pile of manure over five feet tall and, I'd say over twenty feet in diameter. The best tomatoes in the world grew out of that crap.
We used to grow ginormous melons at the base of our septic field.
I once lived on 10 acres of strawberry fields. I never consumed the berries near the septic field.
We didn't eat them, but man they were spectacular to look at.
I ate the tomatoes and I'm fine.
Debatable, sir, debatable.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by sweetandsour » Mon May 15, 2017 10:37 pm

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Yes, it's manure; complete with probe holes. And yes, I was the photographer. Durango knows what it represents, perhaps. I doubt too many more of you will, however.

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The "manure" that caught my eye here is actually the white-colored "splash", located just above the hog track.

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A closer view of the first pic.

All of these were taken while doing some scouting this past winter. Serious stuff, actually; I really shouldn't be posting this in a youth room.
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by durangopipe » Mon May 15, 2017 10:54 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 10:37 pm
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Yes, it's manure; complete with probe holes. And yes, I was the photographer. Durango knows what it represents, perhaps. I doubt too many more of you will, however.

Image

The "manure" that caught my eye here is actually the white-colored "splash", located just above the hog track.

Image

A closer view of the first pic.

All of these were taken while doing some scouting this past winter. Serious stuff, actually; I really shouldn't be posting this in a youth room.
I was wondering if you photographed your undershorts shortly after making those?

One of my pups got in trouble with wild hogs in east Texas while hunting bobwhites a while back.
Sure scared the crap outta me!
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Re: Your Best Manure Photos Thread

Post by sweetandsour » Mon May 15, 2017 10:58 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 10:54 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 10:37 pm
Image

Yes, it's manure; complete with probe holes. And yes, I was the photographer. Durango knows what it represents, perhaps. I doubt too many more of you will, however.

Image

The "manure" that caught my eye here is actually the white-colored "splash", located just above the hog track.

Image

A closer view of the first pic.

All of these were taken while doing some scouting this past winter. Serious stuff, actually; I really shouldn't be posting this in a youth room.
I was wondering if you photographed your undershorts shortly after making those?
Undershorts? I need to go back to the "just like the sound of it" thread.
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Each one busy with his prayers,
"We are lost!" the captain shouted,
As he staggered down the stairs.

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