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Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:54 pm

So I had to go to the ER a few days ago. When I was discharged, they gave me 10 pages of antismoking material and only two pages that dealt with the real reason I was there.
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Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:56 pm

Did you know that before the discovery of gluten, it was assumed that only tobacco could cause your privates to fly right off?
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Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:57 pm

Smoking is a way of dealing with repressed memories that did not include smoking.
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Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:59 pm

Oral fixation. Paging Dr. Freud.
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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:33 pm

I read the title as Silly Ants. I assumed the uncles were bugging them.


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Post by Rusty » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:18 pm

Fainn wrote:
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So I had to go to the ER a few days ago. When I was discharged, they gave me 10 pages of antismoking material and only two pages that dealt with the real reason I was there.
What was the real reason? And why did they zero in on your smoking?

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Post by Del » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:34 pm

Fainn wrote:
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Did you know that before the discovery of gluten, it was assumed that only tobacco could cause your privates to fly right off?
So maybe I have a gluten intolerance. Hmmm.
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Re: Silly Antis

Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:51 pm

Rusty wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:18 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:54 pm
So I had to go to the ER a few days ago. When I was discharged, they gave me 10 pages of antismoking material and only two pages that dealt with the real reason I was there.
What was the real reason?
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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:07 pm

Fainn wrote:
Rusty wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:18 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:54 pm
So I had to go to the ER a few days ago. When I was discharged, they gave me 10 pages of antismoking material and only two pages that dealt with the real reason I was there.
What was the real reason?
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Re: Silly Antis

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:20 pm

Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:51 pm
Rusty wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:18 pm
Fainn wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:54 pm
So I had to go to the ER a few days ago. When I was discharged, they gave me 10 pages of antismoking material and only two pages that dealt with the real reason I was there.
What was the real reason?
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Yes, it is admirable that you went. Smoking won't solve that problem, however, and it could harm your health. I'm sorry the materials they gave you seem lacking, but please do get help and follow through with it. What is ailing you is no joke. You need to be healthy for your family.

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Post by Fainn » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:31 pm

Apparently there's a law against smoking underwater in Missouri.
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Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:36 am

Fainn wrote:Apparently there's a law against smoking underwater in Missouri.
Good to know. Thank you.


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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:35 am

Fainn wrote:
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Did you know that before the discovery of gluten, it was assumed that only tobacco could cause your privates to fly right off?
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DepartedLight wrote:
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Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:56 pm
Did you know that before the discovery of gluten, it was assumed that only tobacco could cause your privates to fly right off?
Flying ninja nads of death?
Geez. Don't be putting that idea in their heads!


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Post by Del » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:09 am

mont974x4 wrote:
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Fainn wrote:Apparently there's a law against smoking underwater in Missouri.
Good to know. Thank you.
That was the other Missouri...

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Post by FredS » Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:54 am

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Regarding the docs concern about smoking - they probably told you to alter your diet, start exercising, and sleep more too. Those seem to be easy and outward fixes so they make those recommendations to everyone that comes through the door.
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:46 am

Actually, Fred, the smoking cessation arm of the hospital around here was incredibly annoying. When I came in last year, I had severe ataxis and they actually thought I was having a stroke (took about 4 hours to diagnose kidney nephritis). Was admitted almost immediatel to the neurology floor, reeling and confused. First person I saw was a Roly poly little bat faced girl who wanted me to estimate how many cigarettes were equivalent to a pipe. I slurringly damned her and her family and she withdrew.

Upon leaving the hospital nine days later, not really any better but exponentially less likely to die, the smoking cessation people started to call my mobile every two to three hours before I finally managed to answer and tell them exactly what I thought of them.

It's backasswards. When I got there, I was essentially dying. Nonetheless, the first concern was to prevent cancer decades down the road.

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Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:01 am

hugodrax wrote:Actually, Fred, the smoking cessation arm of the hospital around here was incredibly annoying. When I came in last year, I had severe ataxis and they actually thought I was having a stroke (took about 4 hours to diagnose kidney nephritis). Was admitted almost immediatel to the neurology floor, reeling and confused. First person I saw was a Roly poly little bat faced girl who wanted me to estimate how many cigarettes were equivalent to a pipe. I slurringly damned her and her family and she withdrew.

Upon leaving the hospital nine days later, not really any better but exponentially less likely to die, the smoking cessation people started to call my mobile every two to three hours before I finally managed to answer and tell them exactly what I thought of them.

It's backasswards. When I got there, I was essentially dying. Nonetheless, the first concern was to prevent cancer decades down the road.

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One would think that a lawyer could handle harassing phone calls better.


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Post by hugodrax » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:35 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:01 am
hugodrax wrote:Actually, Fred, the smoking cessation arm of the hospital around here was incredibly annoying. When I came in last year, I had severe ataxis and they actually thought I was having a stroke (took about 4 hours to diagnose kidney nephritis). Was admitted almost immediatel to the neurology floor, reeling and confused. First person I saw was a Roly poly little bat faced girl who wanted me to estimate how many cigarettes were equivalent to a pipe. I slurringly damned her and her family and she withdrew.

Upon leaving the hospital nine days later, not really any better but exponentially less likely to die, the smoking cessation people started to call my mobile every two to three hours before I finally managed to answer and tell them exactly what I thought of them.

It's backasswards. When I got there, I was essentially dying. Nonetheless, the first concern was to prevent cancer decades down the road.

I hates them.
One would think that a lawyer could handle harassing phone calls better.


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Re: Silly Antis

Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:52 am

hugodrax wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:01 am
hugodrax wrote:Actually, Fred, the smoking cessation arm of the hospital around here was incredibly annoying. When I came in last year, I had severe ataxis and they actually thought I was having a stroke (took about 4 hours to diagnose kidney nephritis). Was admitted almost immediatel to the neurology floor, reeling and confused. First person I saw was a Roly poly little bat faced girl who wanted me to estimate how many cigarettes were equivalent to a pipe. I slurringly damned her and her family and she withdrew.

Upon leaving the hospital nine days later, not really any better but exponentially less likely to die, the smoking cessation people started to call my mobile every two to three hours before I finally managed to answer and tell them exactly what I thought of them.

It's backasswards. When I got there, I was essentially dying. Nonetheless, the first concern was to prevent cancer decades down the road.

I hates them.
One would think that a lawyer could handle harassing phone calls better.


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