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Ontario police break up domestic dispute between a man and his parrot
"[Neighbours] heard him yelling and saying, 'I hope you die,' and so on and so forth," Bates said. "So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was 'beaking off' at him, in his words."
Alcohol was shockingly reported to be involved.
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ReverendThom wrote:Ontario police break up domestic dispute between a man and his parrot
"[Neighbours] heard him yelling and saying, 'I hope you die,' and so on and so forth," Bates said. "So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was 'beaking off' at him, in his words."
Alcohol was shockingly reported to be involved.
They're all a little 'off' down there. I have a theory that Darlington has been leaking stuff into Lake Erie. And this is an expected result.

Did we ever have bathroom wars in Canada?
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Rusty wrote:
ReverendThom wrote:Ontario police break up domestic dispute between a man and his parrot
"[Neighbours] heard him yelling and saying, 'I hope you die,' and so on and so forth," Bates said. "So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was 'beaking off' at him, in his words."
Alcohol was shockingly reported to be involved.
They're all a little 'off' down there. I have a theory that Darlington has been leaking stuff into Lake Erie. And this is an expected result.

Did we ever have bathroom wars in Canada?
Bathroom wars sound an awful lot like parrot/human domestic disputes.
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ReverendThom wrote:
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ReverendThom wrote:Ontario police break up domestic dispute between a man and his parrot
"[Neighbours] heard him yelling and saying, 'I hope you die,' and so on and so forth," Bates said. "So we attended and we located the male of the household alone in the house screaming at his pet parrot who apparently was 'beaking off' at him, in his words."
Alcohol was shockingly reported to be involved.
They're all a little 'off' down there. I have a theory that Darlington has been leaking stuff into Lake Erie. And this is an expected result.

Did we ever have bathroom wars in Canada?
Bathroom wars sound an awful lot like parrot/human domestic disputes.
You're being PC. While I chuckled I still think the question stands. Most of this stuff with gays happened a long time ago in Canada but I can't remember any bathroom war. So maybe it's simply the last stop for the religious folks. I dunno. Get off your radio DJ chair and take a stand!
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That's going to land someone in a real pickle.

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JimVH wrote:
That's going to land someone in a real pickle.
I see what you did there.
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This led our morning newscast at the station yesterday.
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: Canada in the News

Post by Rusty » Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:53 pm

It's an outrage.
And Americans complain about Mexicans crossing the border illegally ... LOL!

Dear Canada: About that river invasion, pay you back?

Cost us over $6K to ship 'em home. But bless their hearts they're suggesting taking up a collection. We like American refugees, just bring identification.

Oh and before summer ends... Leave your guns at home, Canada tells U.S. visitors.
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Post by ReverendThom » Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:36 pm

ReverendThom wrote:Talk about ****ing bricks. O.o

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/201 ... 4474889557
And I guess he's a clencher. Heyo!

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