Hijinks in the News
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Yeah, I know. Pretty big Adams fan. Guess I was hoping for more posthumous releases.AFRS wrote:Douglas Adams is dead. So his new novel will likely be titled "Tales from the Crypt" adapted for broadway by the Grateful Dead.kendrck wrote:For me it was because "The Ugly Masseuse and Her Boyfriend" had the ring of a title for a Douglas Adams novel.MacGuru wrote:For reasons I don't comprehend, that last sentence cracked me up.FredS wrote:I admit not being able to remember the name of the appropriate thread. Though, if you examine your original premise for this thread, it may fit after all - the ugly masseuse and her boyfriend may have a pretty clever scam going.
Perhaps one that was being adapted for Broadway by Keith Richards and Lady Gaga.
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Posthumourous? <-- I think DA would approve.kendrck wrote:Yeah, I know. Pretty big Adams fan. Guess I was hoping for more posthumous releases.AFRS wrote:Douglas Adams is dead. So his new novel will likely be titled "Tales from the Crypt" adapted for broadway by the Grateful Dead.kendrck wrote:For me it was because "The Ugly Masseuse and Her Boyfriend" had the ring of a title for a Douglas Adams novel.MacGuru wrote:For reasons I don't comprehend, that last sentence cracked me up.FredS wrote:I admit not being able to remember the name of the appropriate thread. Though, if you examine your original premise for this thread, it may fit after all - the ugly masseuse and her boyfriend may have a pretty clever scam going.
Perhaps one that was being adapted for Broadway by Keith Richards and Lady Gaga.
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There are significant sections of this forum and more than a few of its members that would fit neatly into that category.AFRS wrote:Posthumourous? <-- I think DA would approve.kendrck wrote:Yeah, I know. Pretty big Adams fan. Guess I was hoping for more posthumous releases.AFRS wrote:Douglas Adams is dead. So his new novel will likely be titled "Tales from the Crypt" adapted for broadway by the Grateful Dead.kendrck wrote:For me it was because "The Ugly Masseuse and Her Boyfriend" had the ring of a title for a Douglas Adams novel.MacGuru wrote:For reasons I don't comprehend, that last sentence cracked me up.FredS wrote:I admit not being able to remember the name of the appropriate thread. Though, if you examine your original premise for this thread, it may fit after all - the ugly masseuse and her boyfriend may have a pretty clever scam going.
Perhaps one that was being adapted for Broadway by Keith Richards and Lady Gaga.
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Is this too political for the new TOS?
Cards Against Humanity buys land on Mexican border to stump Trump's wall plan

Cards Against Humanity buys land on Mexican border to stump Trump's wall plan
Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.
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Probably. Good luck.infidel wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:39 pmIs this too political for the new TOS?![]()
Cards Against Humanity buys land on Mexican border to stump Trump's wall plan
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
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There are a number of land owners, I'd bet, who are going to take this all the way to condemnation. There will eventually be an appropriation of land to the gov't, regardless of how good the land owner's law firm is, and then they'll get paid fair market value plus damages if necessary. What will Cards Against Humanity do if they make money on this?infidel wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:39 pmIs this too political for the new TOS?![]()
Cards Against Humanity buys land on Mexican border to stump Trump's wall plan
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Uranus Smells Like Farts and Rotten Eggs

Reporting the facts do not preclude hijinks. I bet all the news outlets are having some fun with the title and content on this one.“If an unfortunate human were ever to descend through Uranus’s clouds, they would be met with very unpleasant and odiferous conditions,” lead author Patrick Irwin said

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Something awful.Cleon wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:56 pmThere are a number of land owners, I'd bet, who are going to take this all the way to condemnation. There will eventually be an appropriation of land to the gov't, regardless of how good the land owner's law firm is, and then they'll get paid fair market value plus damages if necessary. What will Cards Against Humanity do if they make money on this?infidel wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2017 1:39 pmIs this too political for the new TOS?![]()
Cards Against Humanity buys land on Mexican border to stump Trump's wall plan
G.K. Chesterton — 'It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.'
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Vandals damage famous Norwegian baby statue in Oslo park
Really? That statue and they pick the ankle?

left ankle.HELSINKI -- A Norwegian museum said Tuesday that a famous statue of a baby boy stomping his feet in anger has been removed from a park in the capital, Oslo, for repairs after someone vandalized it by trying to saw off its...
Really? That statue and they pick the ankle?
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