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Those New Years Resolutions

Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:55 pm

Lets hear 'em!
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Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:36 pm

Eat less healthy. Less exercise. Be less kind. Devlope new bad habbits.
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Post by gravel » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:09 pm

Hug more when the situation doesn't call for it. Fart during hugs. Fart with gusto.

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Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:12 pm

gravel wrote:Hug more when the situation doesn't call for it. Fart during hugs. Fart with gusto.
Like a hamster? 8O
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Post by gravel » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:14 pm

Hovannes wrote:
gravel wrote:Hug more when the situation doesn't call for it. Fart during hugs. Fart with gusto.
Like a hamster? 8O
Hov hugs hamsters?

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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:16 pm

gravel wrote:
Hovannes wrote:
gravel wrote:Hug more when the situation doesn't call for it. Fart during hugs. Fart with gusto.
Like a hamster? 8O
Hov hugs hamsters?
Yep.
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Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:25 pm

I don't have hamster. My neighbor does though.
Well he did. It died a few months ago.
No, I don't know how :lol:
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Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:26 pm

BTW, Portland Oregon is where good little hamsters go when they die.
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Post by Kerdy » Tue Dec 31, 2013 7:27 pm

Stay off the radar and continue to keep my opinions to myself in real life. Same as last year.
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Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:17 pm

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Post by Roadmaster » Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:23 pm

Be nicer to Mrs R.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:34 pm

Roadmaster wrote:Be nicer to Mrs R.
Same here.
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Post by bilder » Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:44 pm

To be less annoying to those in real life and more annoying to those online.
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Post by Roadmaster » Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:48 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:Be nicer to Mrs R.
Same here.
I'll be nicer to Mrs ID as well. :D
I just love that old car smell™

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Post by Rusty » Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:50 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
Roadmaster wrote:Be nicer to Mrs R.
Same here.
I'll be nicer to Mrs ID as well. :D
Whoah! Have either of you even met each other's wives?
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Post by Hovannes » Wed Jan 01, 2014 12:38 am

To never harbor a mean or unworthy thought, just like my Setter.
Only my Setter died and my bride brought home some terriers.
These do harbor mean and unworthy thoughts, and in spades.
I'll have to rethink this. <redacted_emoji>
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Re: Those New Years Resolutions

Post by Jocose » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:43 am

Hovannes wrote:Those New Year Resolutions, Lets hear 'em!
Sit around and wait for the "Big One"

Elizabeth, I'm coming!
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Post by Hovannes » Wed Jan 01, 2014 11:07 am

I am about to fulfill my very first New Years Resolution for 2014---getting a 50# sack of goat food out of the entryway.
Long story.
My bride is going to be overjoyed :D
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 01, 2014 1:04 pm

I resolve to eat no cauliflower this year. It will be a hardship but I must soldier on.
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