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The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by tuttle » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:07 am

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Post by Hovannes » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:10 am

I didn't even know he was ill!
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Re: The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by JimVH » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:12 am

Hovannes wrote:
I didn't even know he was ill!
It's a she. I have it on good authority.

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Post by Del » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:35 am

This thread isn't about Bigfoot?


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Post by tuttle » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:54 am

Del wrote:This thread isn't about Bigfoot?


FAIL!
It can be. Just post a link or tell us a tale!
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Post by infidel » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:25 pm

The number of [ufo|nessie|bigfoot|chupacabra|etc] sightings is inversely proportional to the ubiquity of cameras.
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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:22 pm

infidel wrote:The number of [ufo|nessie|bigfoot|chupacabra|etc] sightings is inversely proportional to the ubiquity of cameras.
As much as I hate the all-too-common internet pronouncement of 'pictures, or it didn't happen' I agree with infi on this one.
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:44 pm

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Re: The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by Hovannes » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:22 pm

JimVH wrote:
Hovannes wrote:
I didn't even know he was ill!
It's a she. I have it on good authority.
Silly. Eliot isn't a girl's name. :P
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:44 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by bilder » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:07 pm

I have seen Bigfoot tracks and heard the screams/howls in the woods growing up. I have known a number of credible people who have seen or heard one as well. Sightings are not all that uncommon in this part of the country.

I have no doubt that they are out there.
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:14 pm

bilder wrote:I have seen Bigfoot tracks and heard the screams/howls in the woods growing up. I have known a number of credible people who have seen or heard one as well. Sightings are not all that uncommon in this part of the country.

I have no doubt that they are out there.
Bah! That's just Jocose and his spastic colon out for an evening stroll.
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Post by dasmokeryaget » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:02 am

and then there's "rods" High Speed Camera anomalies?


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Post by Del » Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:07 am

I like Bigfoot. Bigfoot is cool.
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Post by Hovannes » Tue Feb 11, 2014 1:21 am

Del wrote:I like Bigfoot. Bigfoot is cool.
My son is 13 and already wears size 12 shoes 8O
He is pretty cool though :D
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:50 am

Apparently, big foot lives around Lubbock:

http://www.bfro.net/GDB/state_listing.asp?state=tx
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Re: The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by tuttle » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:58 pm

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Re: The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by Thunktank » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:02 pm

tuttle wrote:Image

Hey, most of you believe in angles and debils. You believe Jesus was born of a virgin and after he rose again with his body he walked through locked doors as though it were not there. You might believe in giants who are fallen spirits who bred with the sons of Adam before the great flood too. It's all relative folks, it's all relative. :wink: :lol:
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Re: The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by OldWorldSwine » Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:26 pm

I saw Bigfoot once! 1951. It made a sound that I would not want to hear twice in my life.
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Re: The Cryptozoology Thread

Post by Onyx » Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:38 pm

The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp sounds plausible.

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