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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Fri Sep 27, 2019 3:41 pm

JimVH wrote:
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I smoke Swisher Sweets when hunting or fishing.
Every once in a while I actually crave one.
I don't know either of you anymore.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:57 pm

I've already opened one of the bags of Halloween candy, and I'll tell you what, those little bite sized orange Halloween Kit Kats are addictive. I'm doing this for the children, I'm thinking.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Yohanan » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:03 pm

I like fried bologna and bacon sandwiches with lettuce, and american cheese.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Oct 26, 2019 11:33 pm

It irritates me to no end that believers in Christian End Times fiction and movies refuse to use lethal weapons against the very people they know want to kill them. If I am living in the End Times, I am taking out some of the Antichrist's army.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:48 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:57 pm
I've already opened one of the bags of Halloween candy, and I'll tell you what, those little bite sized orange Halloween Kit Kats are addictive. I'm doing this for the children, I'm thinking.
One bag?!? LOL

I think we're on about our fifth bag...and we don't even plan on giving any out on Halloween!
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:47 pm

The pastor rattled off a bunch of sins and I committed all of them this week except for drug use.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 16, 2019 9:27 pm

I am addicted to Penn and Teller "Fool Us" clips on Youtube.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Kerdy » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:23 pm

I vape. 8O
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Nov 16, 2019 11:55 pm

Kerdy wrote:
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I vape. 8O
Same.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:45 pm

I don't care for Pentatonix versions of Christmas songs.
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Re: Confessions

Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:28 pm

I went to the pharmacy at our supermarket to get a flu shot.
They were out.

So I went by the bakery and got two donuts that I ate in the car before I got home.

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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:50 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:28 pm
I went to the pharmacy at our supermarket to get a flu shot.
They were out.

So I went by the bakery and got two donuts that I ate in the car before I got home.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
Donuts are proven to be immunosupportive.

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Re: Confessions

Post by Adam Z » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:38 pm

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I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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Re: Confessions

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Re: Confessions

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:36 pm

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Re: Confessions

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Re: Confessions

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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Dec 07, 2019 9:15 am

I think Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Adam Z » Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:09 pm

Fainn wrote:I think Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.
I affirm this. Slightly.

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I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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Re: Confessions

Post by JimVH » Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:53 pm

Adam Z wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:09 pm
Fainn wrote:I think Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.
I affirm this. Slightly.

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