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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:16 am

I've only smoked a pie twice in the past month because it's been to hot to smoke outdoors.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Sep 20, 2017 3:26 am

Fainn wrote:
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I've only smoked a pie twice in the past month because it's been to hot to smoke outdoors.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:51 pm

I haven't been fishing since 2006.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:58 pm

I watched "Martha Bakes" today on PBS, rather than the NFL, or more specifically, the Texans - Patriots game. The buttermilk pie looked yummy, but the bourbon bread pudding with bourbon sauce ...
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Sep 24, 2017 6:19 pm

I just fed my kids a paw paw so I could take pictures of their reactions.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:46 am

The "thankful for Vaseline" thread. Yes, everyone was thinking it. Sir Moose almost said it. I confess that I was expecting Faiin to jump on that. Forgive me, Faiin. Faiin?
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Post by Cleon » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:49 am

hugodrax wrote:
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I just fed my kids a paw paw so I could take pictures of their reactions.
Now is the time. I need to see if I can find some of those. Persimmons will be in a couple of months.
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Post by Fainn » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:35 pm

I went down the rabbit hole again and got on another conspiracy kick. On the bright side, it distracts me enough to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Sep 29, 2017 6:49 pm

I sometimes smoke a pipe while reading Cigar Aficianado. Totally doing it wrong.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:40 pm

I #$#$%#$% hate going to the hospital or any situation where I can't leave because my ex and her family held me against my will. Well, it was my wife's insistance that I went to the hospital this past week. Man was I pissed, especially at her. Divorce crossed my mind at least 30 times while I was in there. When I got out, I had a nervous breakdown. I had to fart and conviently picked up something in front on my wife as an excuse to rip one directly in her face.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:07 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:40 pm
I #$#$%#$% hate going to the hospital or any situation where I can't leave because my ex and her family held me against my will. Well, it was my wife's insistance that I went to the hospital this past week. Man was I pissed, especially at her. Divorce crossed my mind at least 30 times while I was in there. When I got out, I had a nervous breakdown. I had to fart and conviently picked up something in front on my wife as an excuse to rip one directly in her face.
You're an odd man, Sir.

Also, on the subject, I can't take any more anything. Not a smidgen or iota. I'm done and ready to just go somewhere off grid and stay there.
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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:17 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:40 pm
I #$#$%#$% hate going to the hospital or any situation where I can't leave because my ex and her family held me against my will. Well, it was my wife's insistance that I went to the hospital this past week. Man was I pissed, especially at her. Divorce crossed my mind at least 30 times while I was in there. When I got out, I had a nervous breakdown. I had to fart and conviently picked up something in front on my wife as an excuse to rip one directly in her face.
I'm just curious, do you tell stories such as this at the hootenanny?
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Re: Confessions

Post by Tatanka » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:22 pm

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Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:06 am
Made the Ob/GYN confirm the gender yesterday. Was afraid the other one may have told us the wrong one or that parts had fallen off. She sometimes the regular Ob/GYN's do in fact sometimes get it wrong.
Just read this; With all the hoopla in the news about gender changes and all; the other day I looked in the mirror and felt my breasts and I was shocked. "NO! I screamed!" I can't become a woman with very hairy little breasts at my age! I thought! Freaking out over gender switching! :) :)

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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:46 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:07 pm
Fainn wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:40 pm
You're an odd man, Sir.
I place the blame squarely on my father.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Tatanka » Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:30 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 2:46 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:07 pm
Fainn wrote:
Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:40 pm
You're an odd man, Sir.
I place the blame squarely on my father.
I have NO argument with a fact as firm as my soft pillow, that I am an old man! Since my father was killed 10 days before I was born, by another human being - worthy of my own 'protest march' . . . he cannot defend himself. I salute all of you whom have recognized a FACT when you see one! :)
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Post by Skip » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:41 pm

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Post by Skip » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:15 pm

Skip wrote:
Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:41 pm
I can't remember the last time I cleaned the K&N air filter on the Jeep. I'm about to go double-check the oiling I did an hour ago and reinstall and check it out.
I topped off the oil in the jeep today. It took more than I thought it would... 8O
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I am with you. Stand strong. Congrats on the getting married thing too. Shortly us married guys won't crack you up so much :)
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I am with you. Stand strong. Congrats on the getting married thing too. Shortly us married guys won't crack you up so much :)
Well, you married guys will still crack me up, regardless if I'm married.

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