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Confessions
- Fainn
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Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
- sweetandsour
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I've already opened one of the bags of Halloween candy, and I'll tell you what, those little bite sized orange Halloween Kit Kats are addictive. I'm doing this for the children, I'm thinking.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)
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I like fried bologna and bacon sandwiches with lettuce, and american cheese.
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- Fainn
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It irritates me to no end that believers in Christian End Times fiction and movies refuse to use lethal weapons against the very people they know want to kill them. If I am living in the End Times, I am taking out some of the Antichrist's army.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
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One bag?!? LOLsweetandsour wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:57 pmI've already opened one of the bags of Halloween candy, and I'll tell you what, those little bite sized orange Halloween Kit Kats are addictive. I'm doing this for the children, I'm thinking.
I think we're on about our fifth bag...and we don't even plan on giving any out on Halloween!
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The pastor rattled off a bunch of sins and I committed all of them this week except for drug use.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
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I am addicted to Penn and Teller "Fool Us" clips on Youtube.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
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I vape. 

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“Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Venerable Servant of God, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
“Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Venerable Servant of God, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
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Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
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I don't care for Pentatonix versions of Christmas songs.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
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I went to the pharmacy at our supermarket to get a flu shot.
They were out.
So I went by the bakery and got two donuts that I ate in the car before I got home.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
They were out.
So I went by the bakery and got two donuts that I ate in the car before I got home.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)
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The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
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Donuts are proven to be immunosupportive.durangopipe wrote: ↑Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:28 pmI went to the pharmacy at our supermarket to get a flu shot.
They were out.
So I went by the bakery and got two donuts that I ate in the car before I got home.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
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I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
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I think Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
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I affirm this. Slightly.Fainn wrote:I think Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.
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I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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This topic is, at least, arguable. I’ll never understand Van Hagarians.
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