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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 10:17 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 9:34 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 9:19 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed May 20, 2020 11:52 pm
When my parents sold this house as part of the divorce, I stole three pipes owned by my great-great uncle and in the possession of my dad because I knew I would never see them again. Never felt a single ounce of guilt about it.
That makes absolution more difficult. Can you at least search your heart and tell me that you would return them or the value thereof to your uncle if it was in your power to do so?
His grandkids have a criminal record of possessing non-tobaccoie smokables. So, no. More like the 1930s version of basket pipes anyway.
Ego te absolve, Fain. But I'm not a priest, lol. Penance, smoke 3 pipes and figure it out on your own.
The great-great uncle was already deceased with no children. Only my dad' brother might have a claim.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:20 pm

There were two people nicknamed "Bubba" in my high school.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:38 pm

Fainn wrote:
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There were two people nicknamed "Bubba" in my high school.
Were they brothers? (Assuming of course that they were both male.)
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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jun 11, 2020 1:18 am

I sometimes smoke two Nub cigars back to back to essentially create a Nub Churchill.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:08 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:38 pm
Fainn wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 9:20 pm
There were two people nicknamed "Bubba" in my high school.
Were they brothers? (Assuming of course that they were both male.)
One was actually a female.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:38 pm

The first time I heard of a Maga hat, I thought it was something Harry Potter wore.
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Re: Confessions

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Re: Confessions

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Jul 19, 2020 9:35 pm

Whenever somebody says they lost a family member, a friend, or a pet, I always have to resist the urge to ask if they checked under the couch cushions.
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Re: Confessions

Post by AFRS » Sun Jul 19, 2020 11:33 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
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Whenever somebody says they lost a family member, a friend, or a pet, I always have to resist the urge to ask if they checked under the couch cushions.
It might be a Canadian thing....

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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:53 pm

When my grandmother and her second husband had to get a blood test in the 1980s before they got married. I always thought it was to make sure they weren't related. I only found out last year it was due to the AIDS panic.
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Re: Confessions

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Fainn wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:53 pm
When my grandmother and her second husband had to get a blood test in the 1980s before they got married. I always thought it was to make sure they weren't related. I only found out last year it was due to the AIDS panic.
Why would you have thought they were related...assuming I'd want to know?
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:05 pm

Craft wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:39 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:53 pm
When my grandmother and her second husband had to get a blood test in the 1980s before they got married. I always thought it was to make sure they weren't related. I only found out last year it was due to the AIDS panic.
Why would you have thought they were related...assuming I'd want to know?
I watched a lot of Jerry Springer.
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Re: Confessions

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Sep 04, 2020 2:05 pm

I’ve never had a mint julip. I don’t even know how to spell it.


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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:31 am

When I was in Middle School, our English Teacher made us watch The Searchers.
We had to watch it again and write a 3 page summary.
We had to watch it yet another time and relate it to our vocabulary words.
I hate John Wayne movies to this day as a result.
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Re: Confessions

Post by hugodrax » Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:49 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:31 am
When I was in Middle School, our English Teacher made us watch The Searchers.
We had to watch it again and write a 3 page summary.
We had to watch it yet another time and relate it to our vocabulary words.
I hate John Wayne movies to this day as a result.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Sep 09, 2020 11:17 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:49 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:31 am
When I was in Middle School, our English Teacher made us watch The Searchers.
We had to watch it again and write a 3 page summary.
We had to watch it yet another time and relate it to our vocabulary words.
I hate John Wayne movies to this day as a result.
Ok. How do you feel about The Outlaw Josey Wales?

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Re: Confessions

Post by durangopipe » Sun Sep 27, 2020 11:18 am

I didn’t buy either a fishing or a hunting license this year.
The water was so low and warm, as it turned out, it somehow didn’t seem right to worry the fish this year.

The local DPW office was closed when my license expired last March (Covid), and I couldn’t get the online application form to work. Never even went back to try again.

And I don’t currently have a dog properly trained.

First time in many decades for both.
Some outdoor writer, huh.

I’m hunting next week at a private “hunt club.” Guest of a friend. No license required.
We’ll have a guide with a dog.

Another first for me. I’m used to being the guide.
It feels like another milestone being passed.

Call me “Bwana.”
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:13 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 11:18 am
I didn’t buy either a fishing or a hunting license this year.
The water was so low and warm, as it turned out, it somehow didn’t seem right to worry the fish this year.

The local DPW office was closed when my license expired last March (Covid), and I couldn’t get the online application form to work. Never even went back to try again.

And I don’t currently have a dog properly trained.

First time in many decades for both.
Some outdoor writer, huh.

I’m hunting next week at a private “hunt club.” Guest of a friend. No license required.
We’ll have a guide with a dog.

Another first for me. I’m used to being the guide.
It feels like another milestone being passed.

Call me “Bwana.”
Yep. My grandson guides me on hunts and fishing trips these days.
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Re: Confessions

Post by Fainn » Wed Sep 30, 2020 11:07 pm

I was today years old when I realized the Marimba intro during my freshman year of Winter Drumline was actually the intro to Come as You Are.
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Re: Confessions

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Oct 01, 2020 3:00 am

Thunktank wrote:
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I have a very nice 2 pound deer liver in my freezer awaiting consumption. Problem is, I can't find anyone else willing to share it with me.
1. You weighed it?
2. It was ruined the moment that it was placed in the freezer. IMO, of course.
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