So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by durangopipe » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:04 pm

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Post by Rusty » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:14 pm

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If the world is round then why doesn't the raptor poo fall off?

It's just logic.

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Post by Hovannes » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:57 am

I thought I'd read Fat Fathers :oops:

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Post by Cleon » Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm

I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:35 pm

Cleon wrote:
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I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
You aren't boring.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by JimVH » Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm

Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
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Poor Brent.

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Post by Cleon » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:00 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
You might get shot wearing something like that.
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:20 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
I don't need props.
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:42 pm

It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:13 am

What do Flat Earthers do w. DST?
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Post by TwoXseveN » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
That works in Texas?
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jester » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:39 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:13 am
What do Flat Earthers do w. DST?
DST was created by the government overlords who try and take captive the minds of all the Sphearacy Theorists. They know if we were all to be awake at the same time we would come together as one and achieve true Wokeness. And that my friend is what Woke truly means.
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Post by JimVH » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:14 am

TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
That works in Texas?
It does in the yuppie burbs.
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:16 am
Poor Brent.

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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:46 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:14 am
TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
That works in Texas?
It does in the yuppie burbs.
It's Texas. Isn't there already laws protecting us from the evasion of skinny jeans wearing, man bun sporting, fru-fru coffee drinking, yuppies of suburbia? This is bumming me out.
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Post by hugodrax » Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:53 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:46 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:14 am
TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:28 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:53 pm
Cleon wrote:
Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:00 pm
I want to get a flat earther t-shirt and wear it in public just to trigger people.
I use a NRA jacket.
That works in Texas?
It does in the yuppie burbs.
It's Texas. Isn't there already laws protecting us from the evasion of skinny jeans wearing, man bun sporting, fru-fru coffee drinking, yuppies of suburbia? This is bumming me out.
Yes. You're not allowed to evade any of them.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:38 pm

Sort of, a triangle has flat sides.

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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:39 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:Sort of, a triangle has flat sides.

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It was the pyramid builders all along.


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Post by rgcurrey » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:03 am

I live in Florida, it all looks flat to me.
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