So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Jocose » Thu Jul 26, 2018 2:57 pm

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I Went to a Flat Earth Fashion Show

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:40 pm

Tomorrow, the flat earth will block the light of the flat sun, and the flat moon will go dark!


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Alas, flat North America will be one of the few places where it won’t be visible.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:47 pm

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:06 am

Flat Earthers Understand Climate Change And We're Just Not Sure What to Think
Responding to a question about whether Society members believed in climate change, the tweeted reply was this:

"Certainly. It would be nothing short of irresponsible to question something with so much overwhelming evidence behind it, and something that threatens us so directly as a species."
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by durangopipe » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:36 pm

Responding to a question about whether [Flat Earth] Society members believed in climate change, the tweeted reply was this:
"Certainly. It would be nothing short of irresponsible to question something with so much overwhelming evidence behind it..."

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Fainn » Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:31 am

I hate to admit it, but its my favorite conspiracy theory, not that I adhere to it.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:17 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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mont974x4 wrote:
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I nearly spat when I saw that. lol.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by Thoth » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:31 pm

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:46 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:16 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by coco » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:29 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
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Sir Moose wrote:
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Just remember, the conspiracy about the earth's so-called roundness is just the tip of the iceberg:

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:55 pm

When I was in college a friend of mine wondered aloud if David was dating that girl because she reminded him of his home state Kansas.
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Re: So... Do we have any Flat Earthers here?

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:58 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
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When I was in college a friend of mine wondered aloud if David was dating that girl because she reminded him of his home state Kansas.
I laughed harder than I think I should have.

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