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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:28 am

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The 3 tailless kittens that are outside. They are ferral and I have not been able to catch any of them to get them fixed yet.Image

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I'd like to get my hands on the bastard that did that to those kittens. I'll cut off his "tail."
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:30 am

DepartedLight wrote:
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Is he a Shelty? They are such great dogs.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:43 am

mustangii wrote:
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The 3 tailless kittens that are outside. They are ferral and I have not been able to catch any of them to get them fixed yet.Image

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Jan 15, 2018 10:43 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:43 am
mustangii wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:05 am
The 3 tailless kittens that are outside. They are ferral and I have not been able to catch any of them to get them fixed yet.Image

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LqMAygTHEQ
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Goose, you'd have a hard time cutting the tail off of that bobcat.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:00 am

sweetandsour wrote:
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Goose, you'd have a hard time cutting the tail off of that bobcat.
Mustangi informed me the kittens were born without tails, so my wrath has subsided. But when I looked close at the Orange Tabby kitten, there seemed to be a stub of a tail, so that got my ire going.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am

My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Skip » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 am

StoicDetective wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:29 am
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

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Skip wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 am
StoicDetective wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:29 am
My Wife's and My 'Fur Kids'.
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Code Red's Black Lightning AKA: "Bug"
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Slash V's Invested Blue Chip AKA: "Chip" or 'Butthead', depending on what she is doing.
Agility Aussies?
"Bug" is pure agility. He could careless about cattle. He will work sheep for about 10 minutes and then gets bored. He will work himself into the ground on agility. "Chip" likes agility, but gets to a point she just stops. She'll work herself into the ground on cattle though.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:58 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.
I think "Target" is the word you're looking for.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:58 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.
I think "Target" is the word you're looking for.
My wife and I have this “conversation” all the time . . .
tongue in cheek, of course.

I think.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:25 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:58 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.
I think "Target" is the word you're looking for.
My wife and I have this “conversation” all the time . . .
Troglodytes, the both of you. I'll never forget the day one of the fellows with permission to hunt our land proudly showed me my own, freshly killed pet like he was going to get a reward for it. I was about seven at the time, and I still remember it as one of the most brutal, classless things I've ever witnessed.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:29 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
%Fracking weird, is the term you are seeking.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:30 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:25 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:58 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.
I think "Target" is the word you're looking for.
My wife and I have this “conversation” all the time . . .
Troglodytes, the both of you. I'll never forget the day one of the fellows with permission to hunt our land proudly showed me my own, freshly killed pet like he was going to get a reward for it. I was about seven at the time, and I still remember it as one of the most brutal, classless things I've ever witnessed.
Agree, actually harming a cat or dog is quintessentially troglodytic. I’d advocate stringing up by the thumbs.
But kidding about cats vs. dogs?

It will continue, forever.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:34 pm

Yo, goose. 10-4 on the sheltie action. I have 2.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:37 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:25 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:58 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.
I think "Target" is the word you're looking for.
My wife and I have this “conversation” all the time . . .
Troglodytes, the both of you. I'll never forget the day one of the fellows with permission to hunt our land proudly showed me my own, freshly killed pet like he was going to get a reward for it. I was about seven at the time, and I still remember it as one of the most brutal, classless things I've ever witnessed.
I hope your 'outrage' is in the same vein as my teasing. If it's not, then
Lighten up Francis. You remind me of Dan and that other guy who get so worked up when I bash cObs.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:09 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:25 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:12 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:58 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:40 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:09 am
My mom had a friend who had 4 tail less cats...they had little stubs. One of them had kittens and the kittens had little stub tails. She had a term that she used for tail less cats cant remember what the term was.
I believe the term is “Manx,” BH.
I think "Target" is the word you're looking for.
My wife and I have this “conversation” all the time . . .
Troglodytes, the both of you. I'll never forget the day one of the fellows with permission to hunt our land proudly showed me my own, freshly killed pet like he was going to get a reward for it. I was about seven at the time, and I still remember it as one of the most brutal, classless things I've ever witnessed.
I hope your 'outrage' is in the same vein as my teasing. If it's not, then
Lighten up Francis. You remind me of Dan and that other guy who get so worked up when I bash cObs.
Strange how memory works. My reaction reminded you of guys that don't get your humor. You reminded me of the guy that shot my cat. Lets not try to create new ones.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:11 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:34 pm
Yo, goose. 10-4 on the sheltie action. I have 2.
Beautiful dogs. Miniature Lassies.
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