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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Jocose » Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:22 pm

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John-Boy wrote:Me and Cooter circa '97.
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Just because he cut the sleeves off of that flannel shirt doesn't mean you should call him "Cooter".


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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Jocose » Thu Mar 10, 2016 6:22 pm

JimVH wrote:Last summer I decided to play a joke on my bride and have her dog turned into a lion. It's been that way ever since.

The dog loves it, the wife not so much.

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by hugodrax » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:10 pm

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hugodrax wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Image

Frankie the Bouvier b****. Also known as "Get outta my effin tomatoes, thief!"
This picture was taken five minutes before she pooed on my least favorite rug today. I love this dog.

How old is she?
Three. She's a good deal larger than the photo makes her appear, but she was the runt.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Thunktank » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:41 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Image

Frankie the Bouvier b****. Also known as "Get outta my effin tomatoes, thief!"
This picture was taken five minutes before she pooed on my least favorite rug today. I love this dog.

How old is she?
Three. She's a good deal larger than the photo makes her appear, but she was the runt.
My mother and my neighbor has a Bouvier. I love them.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by hugodrax » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:55 pm

Thunktank wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Bloodhound wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Image

Frankie the Bouvier b****. Also known as "Get outta my effin tomatoes, thief!"
This picture was taken five minutes before she pooed on my least favorite rug today. I love this dog.

How old is she?
Three. She's a good deal larger than the photo makes her appear, but she was the runt.
My mother and my neighbor has a Bouvier. I love them.
Yeah, they're pretty laid back mutts. Forgot to mention we almost named this one "Beast" to complement my mother in laws Bouvier named "Belle." I was outvoted.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by JimVH » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:35 am

I thought y'all might need a warm and fuzzy moment - not my dog, but it made me smile:

https://www.facebook.com/WorldNewsTonight/videos/10153914496104818/
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:30 pm

JimVH wrote:I thought y'all might need a warm and fuzzy moment - not my dog, but it made me smile:

https://www.facebook.com/WorldNewsTonight/videos/10153914496104818/

Wonderfully warm & fuzzy.
Thanks, Fred.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by AFRS » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:24 pm

My Bunpigs, Bean & Rupurt:

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These two are why I can't have nice things. They are evil incarnate. Well, them and Obama.

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by JimVH » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:37 pm

AFRS wrote:My Bunpigs, Bean & Rupurt:

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These two are why I can't have nice things. They are evil incarnate. Well, them and Obama.
Cute dogs. Great names.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:43 pm

JimVH wrote:
AFRS wrote:My Bunpigs, Bean & Rupurt:

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These two are why I can't have nice things. They are evil incarnate. Well, them and Obama.
Cute dogs. Great names.
Almost as good as Cleetus and Burpcloth.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by AFRS » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:24 pm

UncleBob wrote:
JimVH wrote:
AFRS wrote:My Bunpigs, Bean & Rupurt:

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These two are why I can't have nice things. They are evil incarnate. Well, them and Obama.
Cute dogs. Great names.
Almost as good as Cleetus and Burpcloth.
Those were taken already.

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Post by ReverendThom » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:53 pm

We went for a drive today
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by FredS » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:09 pm

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CW from top: Lucy the Wonderdog, coco, Gracie, Lilla.

Coco and Gracie belong to daughter #3's family and no longer live with us. All except Lucy the Wonderdog are dumb as a rock.

Funny story: Two months ago daughter #3 bought a puppy billed as an Australian Shepard. (That's right, they now have three dogs.) The thing had huge feet and the wrong kind of hair so I said it looked like a German Shepard. It was confirmed when they went to the vet for their first round of shots. The dog will probably be twice as big as she thought, but by then they were attached.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by FredS » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:20 pm

Here's the 'Australian" Shepard, Mia.

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Nobody to play with.

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This is more like it.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:07 pm

Bring back the beasts, we need more beasts!

Jack Unruh & Spot:

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:12 pm

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:26 pm

Ol' Brown Eyes, Panda:

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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by Thunktank » Sat Jul 16, 2016 6:59 pm

This is one of my poor beasts from better times. First photo I found of her on my slow photobucket account. I will be taking her to the rainbow bridge Monday. Tomorrow my family will enjoy a picnic under a shady tree with her and feed her all grilled food she wants, which probably won't be very much at this point. :(


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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by JimVH » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:36 pm

Thunktank wrote:This is one of my poor beasts from better times. First photo I found of her on my slow photobucket account. I will be taking her to the rainbow bridge Monday. Tomorrow my family will enjoy a picnic under a shady tree with her and feed her all grilled food she wants, which probably won't be very much at this point. :(


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My heart breaks for your family, Thunk.
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Re: The 'Post Yer Beast' thread

Post by UncleBob » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:40 pm

At the UFO Con...
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At repose after policing the drivers of Lubbock...
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