What do you do when you are "batchin"

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What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:44 am

So my wife is leaving today and will be gone for a week with work and other stuff. So I have a couple of projects in the sho that need my attention, and the lawn needs a final mow and I have to work next week....BUT aside from smoking on the porch...I am putting a list together of projects that I have been putting off.

So far:

Organize my tobacco cellar
Organize my books and list for sale the duplicates and others...
Get rid of some of the "Stuff" I have been collecting (See Post in "Why are things so important to us?")
Round up and sell some stuff in the garage (set of tires, generator, floor jack...)

What do you do when you are Batching it?
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by hugodrax » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:47 am

Eat over the sink.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:54 am

24x7x52.25 Batchin here.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by coco » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:57 am

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Jocose » Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:27 am

What do I do?

What I want, when I want.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by UncleBob » Fri Oct 07, 2016 8:38 am

Some Modest Suggestions:
  • Brew some beer/mead
  • Drag out the smoker and get you some pork tenderloin. Get on it.
  • Pants optional now means "No Pants"
  • Two words: SEE-gars!
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:06 am

The food is high on my list...she cooked a pork roast and pulled it and I am going to pull some grouse and goose out of the freezer. There will be tacos one night and hotdogs one night. There will be beer consumed as well.

I have 3 cigars that I have been keeping for such a time as well. I also have a new/old pipe that came in the mail yesterday, that will need to be cleaned up and salt treated...

the week is starting to fill up....now if I just didn't have to go to work...it gets in the way of my project and smoking time...
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:33 am

If Mrs R left for two days, much less a week, The Tick Farm would fall apart.

I have no suggestions other then don't eat a whole block of cheese as I did.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Dr Sinclair » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:51 am

Jocose wrote:What do I do?

What I want, when I want.
Jocose; you must not be married and if you are you won't be for very long!!!

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:59 am

You could try to remember to leave the seat up. I usually forget to do that when I'm batchin, force of habit and all that.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:00 am

Sleep with the window open even though it's cool outside.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:03 am

Don't forget to eat with your fingers and burp either.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Jocose » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:10 am

Dr Sinclair wrote:
Jocose wrote:What do I do?

What I want, when I want.
Jocose; you must not be married and if you are you won't be for very long!!!
LOL!

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:11 am

Bloodhound wrote:The food is high on my list...she cooked a pork roast and pulled it and I am going to pull some grouse and goose out of the freezer. There will be tacos one night and hotdogs one night. There will be beer consumed as well.

I have 3 cigars that I have been keeping for such a time as well. I also have a new/old pipe that came in the mail yesterday, that will need to be cleaned up and salt treated...

the week is starting to fill up....now if I just didn't have to go to work...it gets in the way of my project and smoking time...
This is classic, truly a male solution to no sex.

We, my sons and I, eat some sort of pork when my wife leaves town. My wife cannot eat pork, it makes her ill.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:13 am

Jocose wrote:
Dr Sinclair wrote:
Jocose wrote:What do I do?

What I want, when I want.
Jocose; you must not be married and if you are you won't be for very long!!!
LOL!

You married guys crack me up!
Instead of a wife, Jocose has a weird art collection.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:14 am

One word: garage time

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:15 am

JimVH wrote:One word: garage time
Hmmm, that's what I do when she's home. I bring the garage into the house when she's gone.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Jocose » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:17 am

Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Dr Sinclair wrote:
Jocose wrote:What do I do?

What I want, when I want.
Jocose; you must not be married and if you are you won't be for very long!!!
LOL!

You married guys crack me up!
Instead of a wife, Jocose has a weird art collection.
+1

I have a lot of things instead of a wife.

I wouldn't change it for a minute, unless the right coug came along, then I may move the pipe smoking beaver painting to another room.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Thunktank » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:19 am

Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Dr Sinclair wrote:
Jocose wrote:What do I do?

What I want, when I want.
Jocose; you must not be married and if you are you won't be for very long!!!
LOL!

You married guys crack me up!
Instead of a wife, Jocose has a weird art collection.
+1

I have a lot of things instead of a wife.

I wouldn't change it for a minute, unless the right coug came along, then I may move the pipe smoking beaver painting to another room.
The electric eel would need a prominent place over the head board of a coug though.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by JimVH » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:19 am

Thunktank wrote:I bring the garage into the house when she's gone.
Well played.

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