What do you do when you are "batchin"

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Dr Sinclair » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:22 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Thunktank wrote:I bring the garage into the house when she's gone.
Well played.
This reminds me of when I was stationed in Germany. The Mustang needed a new u-joint and the auto hobby shop was closed when I got home. So I dropped the drive shaft and changed the u-joint in my living room, with hardwood floors....if our snooty neighbor didn't already think I was a dirty un-cultured redneck before that then I removed all doubt with that necessary event. :bacon:


Oh, and my wife watched me do it, and even made sure I had cold beer close at hand while I worked. :bacon: :bacon: (that deserves two dancin bacon)
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by A_Morley » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:30 pm

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by gravel » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:25 am

hugodrax wrote:Eat over the sink.
Far too accurate.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Winton » Sat Oct 08, 2016 6:27 am

It has been almost 25 years since I was single. I would occasionally open a can of soup, put it on the burner, eat from the can. Only one spoon to wash.

Now when it is "Every man for himself" evenings, I grab the frozen burritos.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by peter cornbriar » Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:58 am

When I batch, I curse and get loud and try to make at least one person around me miserable for at least a few minutes.
wonderful witness of the love of Christ for Humanity :(

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by UncleBob » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:04 am

peter cornbriar wrote:When I batch, I curse and get loud and try to make at least one person around me miserable for at least a few minutes.
wonderful witness of the love of Christ for Humanity :(

Pray for me :signofcross:
I think you are missing an "i" in there somewhere.
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Post by infidel » Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:37 am

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:10 am

UPDATE:

Well its Thursday morning and last night I had pulled pork and potato wedges. Colton came over and we reloaded 40 rounds of 30-06 and he brought me a Cuban cigar and we smoked on the patio...with beer.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by JimVH » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:09 pm

Bloodhound wrote:UPDATE:

Well its Thursday morning and last night I had pulled pork and potato wedges. Colton came over and we reloaded 40 rounds of 30-06 and he brought me a Cuban cigar and we smoked on the patio...with beer.
Yer doin' it right.

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:12 am

I grab a small bottle of whiskey and a 6 pack and some pipe/cigar combo and head for the porch, maybe call the dudes over to come chill...


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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by coco » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:53 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:49 pm
michigander wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Dr Sinclair wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Jocose wrote: LOL!

You married guys crack me up!
Instead of a wife, Jocose has a weird art collection.
+1

I have a lot of things instead of a wife.

I wouldn't change it for a minute, unless the right coug came along, then I may move the pipe smoking beaver painting to another room.
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UB? Is that your pipe smoking beaver? Or Jo's?
I think I would rather have an actual cougar. It just may be a bad picture.
It's a CPS tradition.
....and just where has Dr. House been lately?
Last we heard he is in upstate NY.
Hey Jo, whatever happened to the pipe smoking beaver painting?
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Del » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:03 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:47 am
Eat over the sink.
"Over The Sink Salad" Recipe

1 wedge of iceberg lettuce
1 line of 1000 Island Dressing
1 bottle beer

Eat over the sink. No utensils. No plates.

Rinse sink and Wash down the garbage disposal.

Place empty beer bottle in recycle bin.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Hovannes » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:48 pm

Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:03 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:47 am
Eat over the sink.
"Over The Sink Salad" Recipe

1 wedge of iceberg lettuce
1 line of 1000 Island Dressing
1 bottle beer

Eat over the sink. No utensils. No plates.

Rinse sink and Wash down the garbage disposal.

Place empty beer bottle in recycle bin.
WHAT? No bacon crumbles? Oh, the humanity!

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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Jocose » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:35 am

coco wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:53 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Oct 07, 2016 9:49 pm
michigander wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Dr Sinclair wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Thunktank wrote:
Instead of a wife, Jocose has a weird art collection.
+1

I have a lot of things instead of a wife.

I wouldn't change it for a minute, unless the right coug came along, then I may move the pipe smoking beaver painting to another room.
Image
UB? Is that your pipe smoking beaver? Or Jo's?
I think I would rather have an actual cougar. It just may be a bad picture.
It's a CPS tradition.
....and just where has Dr. House been lately?
Last we heard he is in upstate NY.
Hey Jo, whatever happened to the pipe smoking beaver painting?
Its hanging proudly in the garage.
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Re: What do you do when you are "batchin"

Post by Jocose » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:58 am

You married guys crack me up!
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS



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