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Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by Del » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:18 am

.... from a cute little UFC fighter.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/41846/he ... stigiacomo


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Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am

Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
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Post by Del » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:09 pm

Our bodies don't last forever. I reckon most youngish men do things that wreck our bodies and catch up to us sooner or later. Ask the Rev. Marshall arts, motocross, pills, or booze. Pick yer poison.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by JimVH » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:36 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:18 am
.... from a cute little UFC fighter.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/41846/he ... stigiacomo


Advice to muggers: Be wary of cute girls in UFC shirts.

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https://mmajunkie.com/2019/01/ufc-fight ... obbing-her
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by Del » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
Not "you" in particular, Goose. I mean "you" in general.

It's generally hard on a your face when you try to mug a UFC fighter-girl.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:47 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
Not "you" in particular, Goose. I mean "you" in general.

It's generally hard on a your face when you try to mug a UFC fighter-girl.
Holy cow. I was joking. Sorry. I never meant anything.

Why would I try to mug her? I dont want to mug her. Dont want to hug her, either.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:50 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:47 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
Not "you" in particular, Goose. I mean "you" in general.

It's generally hard on a your face when you try to mug a UFC fighter-girl.
Holy cow. I was joking. Sorry. I never meant anything.

Why would I try to mug her? I dont want to mug her. Dont want to hug her, either.
Aim lower next time. Your first one went right over Del's head.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by Del » Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:44 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:47 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
Not "you" in particular, Goose. I mean "you" in general.

It's generally hard on a your face when you try to mug a UFC fighter-girl.
Holy cow. I was joking. Sorry. I never meant anything.

Why would I try to mug her? I dont want to mug her. Dont want to hug her, either.
Aim lower next time. Your first one went right over Del's head.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by JimVH » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:00 pm

Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:44 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:47 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
Not "you" in particular, Goose. I mean "you" in general.

It's generally hard on a your face when you try to mug a UFC fighter-girl.
Holy cow. I was joking. Sorry. I never meant anything.

Why would I try to mug her? I dont want to mug her. Dont want to hug her, either.
Aim lower next time. Your first one went right over Del's head.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:17 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
How heartwarming to know you are watching my back. Seriously. Thank you.,
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:57 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:00 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:44 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:47 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:37 pm
Del wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:28 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 am
Martial Arts are a good thing, just as long as while learning them, one does not destroy their body. I say this as I know someone in town who studied M.A.s for years and his back is destroyed.
Looks like martial arts can destroy your face, too.
That was uncalled for. Apologize to Goose.
Not "you" in particular, Goose. I mean "you" in general.

It's generally hard on a your face when you try to mug a UFC fighter-girl.
Holy cow. I was joking. Sorry. I never meant anything.

Why would I try to mug her? I dont want to mug her. Dont want to hug her, either.
Aim lower next time. Your first one went right over Del's head.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast.
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Re: Robber tries to steal a cell phone...

Post by Del » Tue Jan 08, 2019 5:37 pm

Hey muggers! Even if she isn't a UFC fighter....

She just might have a CCW permit.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/41942/ma ... ssy-dillon
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