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Bucket List

Post by Fainn » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am

I made a list of 30 5hings to do before I turned 30 and accomplished most of them. I will be 40 in a little over 2 years so this is mainly a list of things to accomplish before I die.

1. Get a tattoo.
2. See Blues Traveler in concert.
3. Get a paid ministry job.
4. Start a college fund for Solomon.
5. Write and publish another book.
6. Finish reading the Apocrypha.
7. Take Solomon on an awesome vacation.
8. Take part in the 40 days for life each year.
9. Get ordained.
10. Go to someplace new.
11. Potty train Solomon.
12. Take the wife somewhere fancy or destination vacation for one anniversary.
13. Buy a full box of cigars.
14. Be an extra in a movie.
15. Sponsor a POY for someone.
16. Move back to the mountains.
17. Meet a few CPS people.
18. Play in a concert.
19. Learn to sew.
20. Lose at least 50 lbs.
21. Play a round of real golf.

Trying for 40 things. Any suggestions?

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Hovannes » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:56 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
I made a list of 30 5hings to do before I turned 30 and accomplished most of them. I will be 40 in a little over 2 years so this is mainly a list of things to accomplish before I die.

1. Get a tattoo.
2. See Blues Traveler in concert.
3. Get a paid ministry job.
4. Start a college fund for Solomon.
5. Write and publish another book.
6. Finish reading the Apocrypha.
7. Take Solomon on an awesome vacation.
8. Take part in the 40 days for life each year.
9. Get ordained.
10. Go to someplace new.
11. Potty train Solomon.
12. Take the wife somewhere fancy or destination vacation for one anniversary.
13. Buy a full box of cigars.
14. Be an extra in a movie.
15. Sponsor a POY for someone.
16. Move back to the mountains.
17. Meet a few CPS people.
18. Play in a concert.
19. Learn to sew.
20. Lose at least 50 lbs.
21. Play a round of real golf.

Trying for 40 things. Any suggestions?

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Re: Bucket List

Post by coco » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:11 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
Any suggestions?
skydiving
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Goose55 » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:25 pm

Interesting list. You have no plan to kick the bucket anytime soon, so things will come to you to amount to 40
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Re: Bucket List

Post by GaryInVA » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm

Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm
Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
I've done that.


Wait, on purpose?
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:39 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm
Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
I've done that.


Wait, on purpose?
I thought a bucket list was just things you wanted to do, not things that might require you to be cleaned up with a sponge and a bucket. :confused:
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Re: Bucket List

Post by GaryInVA » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:46 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:39 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm
Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
I've done that.


Wait, on purpose?
I thought a bucket list was just things you wanted to do, not things that might require you to be cleaned up with a sponge and a bucket. :confused:
I did it at the age of 49, on purpose. Pad up and use the right equipment.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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Re: Bucket List

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:04 am

Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
Any suggestions?

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Forget the tattoo.

Take Solomon fishing.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:33 am

coco wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:11 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
Any suggestions?
skydiving
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

It is an experience literally unlike any other.

But make sure your life insurance is paid up first.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Fainn » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:33 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
coco wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:11 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
Any suggestions?
skydiving
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

It is an experience literally unlike any other.

But make sure your life insurance is paid up first.
Too fat.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Fainn » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:34 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
Any suggestions?

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Forget the tattoo.

Take Solomon fishing.
The tattoo it's happening. But fishing is probably a good idea

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Re: Bucket List

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:45 pm

Get a really, really nice bucket.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:26 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:45 pm
Get a really, really nice bucket.
Yep. And forget the tattoo.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Re: Bucket List

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:13 pm

Fainn wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:33 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
coco wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:11 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:53 am
Any suggestions?
skydiving
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

It is an experience literally unlike any other.

But make sure your life insurance is paid up first.
Too fat.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by sweetandsour » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:37 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:26 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:45 pm
Get a really, really nice bucket.
Yep. And forget the tattoo.
Oh, and when you think you're done with your list? Ride a rodeo bull.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Re: Bucket List

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:48 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:37 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:26 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:45 pm
Get a really, really nice bucket.
Yep. And forget the tattoo.
Oh, and when you think you're done with your list? Ride a rodeo bull.
This guy has some really good advice, Fainn.
Notre Dame de Paris, priez pour nous y comprise les Jesuites.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:38 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:39 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm
Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
I've done that.


Wait, on purpose?
I thought a bucket list was just things you wanted to do, not things that might require you to be cleaned up with a sponge and a bucket. :confused:
There was some of that. And Neosporin. Lots of Neosporin.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:40 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:38 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:39 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm
Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
I've done that.


Wait, on purpose?
I thought a bucket list was just things you wanted to do, not things that might require you to be cleaned up with a sponge and a bucket. :confused:
There was some of that. And Neosporin. Lots of Neosporin.
And Motrin.
Lots of Motrin.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:17 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 2:40 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:38 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:39 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:19 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:39 pm
Ride a skateboard downhill at a speed of at least 50mph.
I've done that.


Wait, on purpose?
I thought a bucket list was just things you wanted to do, not things that might require you to be cleaned up with a sponge and a bucket. :confused:
There was some of that. And Neosporin. Lots of Neosporin.
And Motrin.
Lots of Motrin.
I'm more of a generic vitamin I (ibuprofen) guy.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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