Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:43 am

I want to shake this guy's hand:

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Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:44 am

Fainn?

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Post by durangopipe » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:13 am

He sharted...

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Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:26 pm

This one took a lot of thought:

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Post by ReverendThom » Sun Feb 10, 2019 2:57 pm

I let this guy in today. Fitting.Image

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Post by ReverendThom » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:20 pm

lol Mr. Assman went all out, now ...

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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Goose55 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:49 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
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lol Mr. Assman went all out, now ...

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And, of course, pronounced "Ossman"
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Post by Cleon » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:02 am

He should be a proctologist.

Also, it would be funnier if his name was Harold.
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:03 pm

Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:02 am
He should be a proctologist.

Also, it would be funnier if his name was Harold.
I suspect that people named Harold get tired of all these 'Harry' cracks.
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Fainn » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:31 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Cleon wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:02 am
He should be a proctologist.

Also, it would be funnier if his name was Harold.
I suspect that people named Harold get tired of all these 'Harry' cracks.
Harry cracks?

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Post by Fainn » Fri Feb 15, 2019 8:32 pm

JimVH wrote:Fainn?

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Wrong state, but you've given me ideas.

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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Goose55 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:27 pm

Assman pronounced Azman
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:44 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:27 pm
Assman pronounced Azman
Uranus used to be pronounced "your anus" until they discovered rings around it in the seventies.
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by JimVH » Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:46 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:27 pm
Assman pronounced Azman
Uranus used to be pronounced "your anus" until they discovered rings around it in the seventies.
I thought it was after the klingons got wiped off.

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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Jester » Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:10 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:46 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 7:27 pm
Assman pronounced Azman
Uranus used to be pronounced "your anus" until they discovered rings around it in the seventies.
I thought it was after the klingons got wiped off.
I thought it was when the asteroid came around it.
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by Goose55 » Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am

Or Assman could be pronounced Ozman. If my name were Assman I'd have it legally changed to Azman or Ozman
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by hugodrax » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:17 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am
Or Assman could be pronounced Ozman. If my name were Assman I'd have it legally changed to Azman or Ozman
Why? Would you be worried that it would embarrass your wife or kids?

I don't have much respect for people who change their last names. Bastiges changed their names pretending they were real Americans, trying to take better jobs by pretending they weren't immigrants and shafting their own people to do better themselves. Luckily it almost never worked and they got shunned by both sides, but it's a new level of selfish.

I know you're joking. Moot point anyway, as you arent an Assman. That guy is proud of his family, though. I think we would all like him.
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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by JimVH » Tue Mar 19, 2019 1:49 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2019 6:50 pm
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Rita said this is probably a lady referring to her husband.

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Re: Man Denied Vanity Plate With His Name

Post by coco » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:44 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:27 am
Or Assman could be pronounced Ozman. If my name were Assman I'd have it legally changed to Azman or Ozman
Then people might think you were related to Donnie and Marie. Better off an Assman, like Hugo said.
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