Sandwich Spreaders

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Sammich Spreader

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Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:02 pm

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Do you use a sandwich spreader?


If not....


How do you spread peanut butter or jelly or any sammich ingredients?


If you don't use a sandwich spreader, you pretty much fail at life.


I personally am fond of Dexter Russell sammich spreaders and kitchen knife products.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:14 pm

They also come in handy for stirring yogurt.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JimVH » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:15 pm

I guess I've been doing it wrong. I use these:

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:16 pm

Also good for Kali practice.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:17 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:15 pm
I guess I've been doing it wrong. I use these:

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I nearly pity you.

Do yerself a favor and try a sandwich spreader, you'll never go back.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JimVH » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:20 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:15 pm
I guess I've been doing it wrong. I use these:

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I nearly pity you.

Do yerself a favor and try a sandwich spreader, you'll never go back.
I'm already on Amazon.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:25 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:20 pm
Jocose wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:15 pm
I guess I've been doing it wrong. I use these:

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I nearly pity you.

Do yerself a favor and try a sandwich spreader, you'll never go back.
I'm already on Amazon.
You'll thank me later.

If you're not happy with your purchase, I'll gladly buy it from you and add to my collection.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:37 pm

I thought a 'sandwich spreader' was a kid who didn't trust his mom not to put 'healthy' (aka 'gross') things on his sandwich, so he spreads the whole thing out to examine the ingredients.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:03 am

Of all the inane threads...

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:46 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:37 pm
I thought a 'sandwich spreader' was a kid who didn't trust his mom not to put 'healthy' (aka 'gross') things on his sandwich, so he spreads the whole thing out to examine the ingredients.
Absolutely.
Clever tools. But they are mayonnaise/condiment spreaders. I assume a sandwich spreader would look like a miniature rib spreader.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:07 am

:cheese:
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Hovannes » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:20 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 03, 2019 11:15 pm
I guess I've been doing it wrong. I use these:

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+1
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am

So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:56 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
Perhaps one day there will be a world where everything will be in a squeeze bottle. Convenience AND safety!
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:26 am

Sandwich spreaders are all hype.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Fainn » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:49 am

Its amazing how much Goose and Jocose are alike.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:54 am

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:03 am
Of all the inane threads...
Just when you think CPS has hit bottom, Jocose starts digging again.


Fainn wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:49 am
Its amazing how much Goose and Jocose are alike.
This is where the youngsters would say BOOSH!
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:21 am

I assume Coco is working on premium leather belt spreader scabbards.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:33 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:21 am
I assume Coco is working on premium leather belt spreader scabbards.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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