Sandwich Spreaders

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Sammich Spreader

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:35 am

Fainn wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:49 am
Its amazing how much Goose and Jocose are alike.


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Of all the inane threads...



Believe me, I have to dig deep to bring threads like this...
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am

FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:12 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
Mayonnaise? All the tailors in the world couldn't make a gentleman of you, "sir."
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:19 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:33 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:21 am
I assume Coco is working on premium leather belt spreader scabbards.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:21 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Hovannes » Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:04 pm

The only time I can see mayonnaise being even considered is as a structural component in say, tuna salad or as an element in 1,000 island dressing/Secret sauce, neither of which can be efficiently applied with a spreader (well, maybe Secret sauce, but considering that the stuff needs to be stirred in the first place, why dirty and then have to wash another implement?)
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 04, 2019 3:11 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:04 pm
The only time I can see mayonnaise being even considered is as a structural component in say, tuna salad or as an element in 1,000 island dressing/Secret sauce, neither of which can be efficiently applied with a spreader (well, maybe Secret sauce, but considering that the stuff needs to be stirred in the first place, why dirty and then have to wash another implement?)
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:03 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:12 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
Mayonnaise? All the tailors in the world couldn't make a gentleman of you, "sir."
And what do you use? Aioli???

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:08 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:04 pm
The only time I can see mayonnaise being even considered is as a structural component in say, tuna salad or as an element in 1,000 island dressing/Secret sauce, neither of which can be efficiently applied with a spreader (well, maybe Secret sauce, but considering that the stuff needs to be stirred in the first place, why dirty and then have to wash another implement?)
A sandwich spreader can both stir and scoop, provided it is of sufficient width.

Mayonnaise is the supreme sauce.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:09 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:03 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:12 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
Mayonnaise? All the tailors in the world couldn't make a gentleman of you, "sir."
And what do you use? Aioli???
An excellent question. Mustard or oil and vinegar. Mayonnaise is the great satan.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:15 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:09 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:03 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:12 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
Mayonnaise? All the tailors in the world couldn't make a gentleman of you, "sir."
And what do you use? Aioli???
An excellent question. Mustard or oil and vinegar. Mayonnaise is the great satan.
Have fun getting sauce all over your suit, you dingbat. Maybe you’ll learn someday.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 04, 2019 5:17 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:15 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:09 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:03 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:12 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
Mayonnaise? All the tailors in the world couldn't make a gentleman of you, "sir."
And what do you use? Aioli???
An excellent question. Mustard or oil and vinegar. Mayonnaise is the great satan.
Have fun getting sauce all over your suit, you dingbat. Maybe you’ll learn someday.
Sandwiches do not figure on the luncheon menu during the working week. Maybe I have learned. :lol:
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by DAN » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:22 pm

What in sam hill is wrong with mayo? Tastes good to me.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:25 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:08 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 2:04 pm
The only time I can see mayonnaise being even considered is as a structural component in say, tuna salad or as an element in 1,000 island dressing/Secret sauce, neither of which can be efficiently applied with a spreader (well, maybe Secret sauce, but considering that the stuff needs to be stirred in the first place, why dirty and then have to wash another implement?)
A sandwich spreader can both stir and scoop, provided it is of sufficient width.

Mayonnaise is the supreme sauce.
+ 6.7
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by DAN » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:31 pm

I can't believe I just went to Amazon and Youtube over this. Are you telling me this is a big deal?

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:31 pm

DAN wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:22 pm
What in sam hill is wrong with mayo? Tastes good to me.
Running joke. I mean, I really dislike it, but I don't understand why that would stop anyone else.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm

I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:34 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm
I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
Requests?
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