Sandwich Spreaders

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Sammich Spreader

Y
0
No votes
N
6
46%
M/U
2
15%
A_Morley in sammich making mode
5
38%
 
Total votes: 13

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:36 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:34 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm
I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
Requests?
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by coco » Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:48 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:34 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm
I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
Requests?
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Hovannes » Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:30 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:31 pm
DAN wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:22 pm
What in sam hill is wrong with mayo? Tastes good to me.
Running joke. I mean, I really dislike it, but I don't understand why that would stop anyone else.
My trousers don't like mayonnaise.
So I avoid the stuff.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:19 am

coco wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:34 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm
I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
Requests?
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by coco » Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:29 am

Jocose wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:19 am
coco wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:34 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm
I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
Requests?
Freebird!
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Hush, you.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Fri Apr 05, 2019 5:20 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:19 am
coco wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 7:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:34 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 6:33 pm
I'm thinking we need an updated poll.
Requests?
Freebird!
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Hush, you.

:evil:
Hey Wu, it's your fault that you are in a Skynyrd cover band.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Fainn » Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:12 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:09 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 4:03 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:12 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:53 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:41 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 9:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:24 am
So where do you spreader folks stand on the spreader/knife hybrids that have a cutting edge on one side? It seems like an unnecessary safety risk to me. I mean you could really get hurt licking the crumbs off before putting it back in the mayo.
You're doing it wrong. If you lick with the grain you can lick the sharpest knife in the drawer and not be injured.
+1

I do this regularly. Pro tip: don’t attempt while drunk.
Of all the inane pro tips...
You say in-AY-no, I say in-AH-no...

Think about it: how many times have you wanted a sandwich at the end of a night of drinking? You plunge the knife way down into the mayonnaise jar, getting even the handle saucy. You have more than enough mayonnaise on your sandwich, you know you can’t spread mayonnaise where mayonnaise already lies spread, and you love mayonnaise, so you can’t just toss that saucy knife in the sink. What do you do? Get to lickin’. You have to be careful in that situation and know your bounds.
Mayonnaise? All the tailors in the world couldn't make a gentleman of you, "sir."
And what do you use? Aioli???
An excellent question. Mustard or oil and vinegar. Mayonnaise is the great satan.
Agreed. When they make sandwiches for clients at work its mayonnaise and mustard.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Hovannes » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:35 pm

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:55 pm

I've tried to RIP a piece of bread apart (like you do with a butter knife) with my sandwich spreader.. and no luck.

Get a sandwich spreader, you will thank me.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:00 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:55 pm
I've tried to RIP a piece of bread apart (like you do with a butter knife) with my sandwich spreader.. and no luck.

Get a sandwich spreader, you will thank me.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Jocose » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:02 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:00 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:55 pm
I've tried to RIP a piece of bread apart (like you do with a butter knife) with my sandwich spreader.. and no luck.

Get a sandwich spreader, you will thank me.
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I dont get it.

I swear one can spread peanut butter on rice paper without tearing it when using a sandwich spreader!
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by UncleBob » Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:07 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:02 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:00 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:55 pm
I've tried to RIP a piece of bread apart (like you do with a butter knife) with my sandwich spreader.. and no luck.

Get a sandwich spreader, you will thank me.
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I dont get it.

I swear one can spread peanut butter on rice paper without tearing it when using a sandwich spreader!
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Hovannes » Wed May 01, 2019 8:31 am

IMHO, an Opinel No.8 is plenty nifty for making sandwiches.Image
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Wed May 01, 2019 8:45 am

This thread has reached peak derp.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JimVH » Wed May 01, 2019 9:33 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:00 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:55 pm
I've tried to RIP a piece of bread apart (like you do with a butter knife) with my sandwich spreader.. and no luck.

Get a sandwich spreader, you will thank me.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by JMG » Wed May 01, 2019 10:12 am

Sandwich spreaders seem like something only rich, fancy people would use.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by hugodrax » Wed May 01, 2019 10:44 am

JMG wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 10:12 am
Sandwich spreaders seem like something only rich, fancy people would use.
Really? They seem sorta middle class to me. next to the travelling martini case and beside the personalized wine glass identifiers. But you might be right.

Either way, I think we can agree that Jo probably uses them incorrectly. Imagine a human walrus, but with sandwich spreaders.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by coco » Wed May 01, 2019 3:44 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 8:45 am
This thread has reached peak derp.
How many of us read this as a challenge?
hugodrax wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 10:44 am
...Imagine a human walrus, but with sandwich spreaders.
I present to you the REAL Jocose:
JimVH wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 9:33 am
Keep CPS derpy.
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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed May 01, 2019 8:01 pm

coco wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 3:44 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 8:45 am
This thread has reached peak derp.
How many of us read this as a challenge?
hugodrax wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 10:44 am
...Imagine a human walrus, but with sandwich spreaders.
I present to you the REAL Jocose:
JimVH wrote:
Wed May 01, 2019 9:33 am
Keep CPS derpy.
The horror. The horror.

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Re: Sandwich Spreaders

Post by Del » Wed May 01, 2019 8:38 pm

for your summer sausage & cracker spreads

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