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Describe Your Utopia

Post by Jocose » Sun May 05, 2019 9:32 pm

Describe Your Utopia.

Please describe your answers to solve all problems, because.

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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by hugodrax » Sun May 05, 2019 9:57 pm

Why? Frankly, most of you wouldn't be there and I wouldn't exist in most of yours.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Stanley76 » Mon May 06, 2019 5:11 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 9:57 pm
Why? Frankly, most of you wouldn't be there and I wouldn't exist in most of yours.
I believe you'll exist in mine. It's a theocracy ruled by God.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by coco » Mon May 06, 2019 5:15 am

1) No sin
2) God's people would see his face
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Hovannes » Mon May 06, 2019 7:25 am

Tacos.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Goose55 » Mon May 06, 2019 7:26 am

coco wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:15 am
1) No sin
2) God's people would see his face
That's it.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Fainn » Mon May 06, 2019 3:25 pm

free cigars and coke for all. No death.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Roadmaster » Mon May 06, 2019 8:37 pm

To be young again knowing what I know now.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Fainn » Mon May 06, 2019 8:43 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 8:37 pm
To be young again knowing what I know now.
To be young again NOT knowing what I know now.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by coco » Mon May 06, 2019 10:04 pm

McClelland's would still be in business.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by JimVH » Mon May 06, 2019 10:27 pm

coco wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 10:04 pm
McClelland's would still be in business.
That'll preach.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Fainn » Mon May 06, 2019 11:43 pm

coco wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:15 am
1) No sin
2) God's people would see his face
Let the record reflect that Coco wants everyone to be nekkid.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Thunktank » Tue May 07, 2019 1:09 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 10:27 pm
coco wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 10:04 pm
McClelland's would still be in business.
That'll preach.
Pfffttt, to heck with business. McClelland would be blending tobacco and it would be a welfare benefit to anyone who wants it! :P
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by JimVH » Tue May 07, 2019 8:25 am

Thunktank wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 1:09 am
JimVH wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 10:27 pm
coco wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 10:04 pm
McClelland's would still be in business.
That'll preach.
Pfffttt, to heck with business. McClelland would be blending tobacco and it would be a welfare benefit to anyone who wants it! :P
Now that's an entitlement.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by tuttle » Tue May 07, 2019 9:05 am

Fainn wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:25 pm
free cigars
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Fainn wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:25 pm
and coke for all.
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Fainn wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:25 pm
Nunna this.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Hovannes » Tue May 07, 2019 4:26 pm

A place were no one is over nine years old. Double digits are brutal.
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by UncleBob » Tue May 07, 2019 4:43 pm

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by Hovannes » Tue May 07, 2019 4:48 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 4:43 pm
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
A Laotian buffet? 8O
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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue May 07, 2019 5:03 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 11:43 pm
coco wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 5:15 am
1) No sin
2) God's people would see his face
Let the record reflect that Coco wants everyone to be nekkid.
If there are clothes, I expect all mine to fit like they used to.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal

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Re: Describe Your Utopia

Post by coco » Tue May 07, 2019 6:39 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 4:48 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue May 07, 2019 4:43 pm
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers
A Laotian buffet? 8O
:lol:
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