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M is for....

Post by Hovannes » Thu May 09, 2019 4:28 pm

Mother's Day!
What are you going to do for your mom, and the mom of your kids?
It's probably too late to make reservations for brunch :oops:
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Post by FredS » Thu May 09, 2019 4:32 pm

M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck
(Texans will get it.)
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Re: M is for....

Post by hugodrax » Thu May 09, 2019 4:41 pm

I'm digging a hole.
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 09, 2019 4:56 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 4:32 pm
M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck
(Texans will get it.)
Beat me to it.
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 09, 2019 4:57 pm

Carry-in lunch and hanging out.

Her favorite gift.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm

Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 09, 2019 6:23 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm
Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
RIta just asked for a waffle maker? I guess I'm about to learn to make waffles.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu May 09, 2019 6:33 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 6:23 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm
Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
RIta just asked for a waffle maker? I guess I'm about to learn to make waffles.
You make pancakes, mister? If so, you can make waffles. If not, Joy of Cooking has the Drax family recipe. Reduce sugar combination by half and Bob's your uncle.
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 09, 2019 7:08 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 6:33 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 6:23 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm
Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
RIta just asked for a waffle maker? I guess I'm about to learn to make waffles.
You make pancakes, mister? If so, you can make waffles. If not, Joy of Cooking has the Drax family recipe. Reduce sugar combination by half and Bob's your uncle.
Ha! Thanks, I'll look it up.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu May 09, 2019 7:13 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 6:23 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm
Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
RIta just asked for a waffle maker? I guess I'm about to learn to make waffles.
Ice cream and waffles at the VH house, maybe?

:chili:
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Post by GaryInVA » Thu May 09, 2019 7:59 pm

We are cleaning the house and taking her out to eat. Next year my birthday falls on Mother's day and my brother's on Father's day.
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Post by Jocose » Thu May 09, 2019 8:13 pm

M is for...


MEAL



There better be a hot meal on the table when I get home..


(Hey, jo.. how did you get that black eye and busted lip?)

I, uh.. walked into the door... yeah, mean, I fell off of the swing.
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 09, 2019 8:23 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 6:23 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm
Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
RIta just asked for a waffle maker? I guess I'm about to learn to make waffles.
Ice cream and waffles at the VH house, maybe?

:chili:
Heck yeah. <dancingicecreamwaffle>
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Re: M is for....

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu May 09, 2019 8:30 pm

Missing

I miss my mom. I'm thankful for the time I had her. I was fortunate to have her for so long and a good mother to boot. There are many who don't have a good mother or their mother left much too soon. If you see your mother this weekend, give her a hug from me.
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Post by JimVH » Thu May 09, 2019 8:50 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 8:30 pm
Missing

I miss my mom. I'm thankful for the time I had her. I was fortunate to have her for so long and a good mother to boot. There are many who don't have a good mother or their mother left much too soon. If you see your mother this weekend, give her a hug from me.
Will do, bud.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu May 09, 2019 9:43 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 8:30 pm
Missing

I miss my mom. I'm thankful for the time I had her. I was fortunate to have her for so long and a good mother to boot. There are many who don't have a good mother or their mother left much too soon. If you see your mother this weekend, give her a hug from me.
You know what? I will. I got the chills thinking about what's to come.
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Post by Del » Thu May 09, 2019 10:23 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 4:32 pm
M is for the mud flaps she gave me for my pickup truck
(Texans will get it.)
O is for the oil I put in my hair....
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Re: M is for....

Post by Hovannes » Thu May 09, 2019 10:49 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 8:13 pm
M is for...


MEAL



There better be a hot meal on the table when I get home..


(Hey, jo.. how did you get that black eye and busted lip?)

I, uh.. walked into the door... yeah, mean, I fell off of the swing.
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Post by UncleBob » Sat May 11, 2019 8:24 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 8:23 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 7:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 6:23 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 5:26 pm
Mrs. UB wants some kind of ice cream maker so I will be getting her that.
RIta just asked for a waffle maker? I guess I'm about to learn to make waffles.
Ice cream and waffles at the VH house, maybe?

:chili:
Heck yeah. <dancingicecreamwaffle>
Ice cream maker achieved. I heard "root beer ice cream" as I walked by earlier. I am a happy man.
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Re: M is for....

Post by Hovannes » Sat May 11, 2019 10:59 pm

No reservations so I'm cooking dinner on Mother's Day being the slacker loser that I am!
The menu:
Grilled Alaska Halibut marinated with lemon, rosemary, olive oil and white wine seasoned with salt, pepper and paprika
White corn on the cob
Garlic bread
Grilled Asparagus
I can cook everything on the grill, so the kitchen stays cool.
Prosecco to toast, wine to drink.
I was able to find everything I need on sale, for which I am grateful!
The present:
A new hummingbird feeder

I already went to the cemetery this morning to decorate the graves of my mother & grand mothers with roses from my mom's garden.

Tomorrow after mass I'm selling Mother's Day corsages for Right to Life.
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