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Re: A watch...

Post by coco » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:33 pm

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Re: A watch...

Post by JMG » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:28 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:33 pm
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Re: A watch...

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:10 am

JMG wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:28 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:33 pm
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Wonder if I should make a $25 offer?
How much is shipping?
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Re: A watch...

Post by Fainn » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:02 am

Old farts and their watches
You do know your cell phone has a watch and doesn't cause tan lines, right?

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Re: A watch...

Post by JimVH » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:13 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:02 am
Old farts and their watches
You do know your cell phone has a watch and doesn't cause tan lines, right?

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Young farts and their phones.
You know you don't have to have a phone on you all the time, right?
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Re: A watch...

Post by Stanley76 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:33 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:13 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:02 am
Old farts and their watches
You do know your cell phone has a watch and doesn't cause tan lines, right?

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Young farts and their phones.
You know you don't have to have a phone on you all the time, right?
I was going to say that you don't have to pull a wristwatch out of your pocket to see what time it is but then I remembered that cell phones are glued to the noses of today's youngsters.
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Re: A watch...

Post by Cleon » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:07 am

Stanley76 wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:33 am
JimVH wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:13 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:02 am
Old farts and their watches
You do know your cell phone has a watch and doesn't cause tan lines, right?

Sent from my SM-J337A using Tapatalk
Young farts and their phones.
You know you don't have to have a phone on you all the time, right?
I was going to say that you don't have to pull a wristwatch out of your pocket to see what time it is but then I remembered that cell phones are glued to the noses of today's youngsters.
A cell phone in your pocket that is close to your junk causes cancer and impotence and lowers your testosterone.
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Re: A watch...

Post by Hovannes » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:28 am

I wear an analog wristwatch every day.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
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Re: A watch...

Post by durangopipe » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:37 am

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:28 am
I wear an analog wristwatch every day.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
:thumbsup:

Half the time I don’t know where my cell phone is.
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Re: A watch...

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Oct 16, 2019 12:53 pm

The other night a commercial came on for a "Smart Watch" it tells time and connects to the internet and.....

I got all fired up and started saying things like "...that is not a watch" and "...its a glorified tiny little cell …."

My wife said, "...get over it...you are old and out dated and too set in your ways..." OK she didn't "say" anything...she just rolled her eyes and, well, you know what that means...
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Re: A watch...

Post by rgcurrey » Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:25 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:37 am
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:28 am
I wear an analog wristwatch every day.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
:thumbsup:

Half the time I don’t know where my cell phone is.
Better than me, half the time I don't know what my cell phone is.

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Re: A watch...

Post by Fainn » Wed Oct 16, 2019 6:38 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:28 am
Yeah, I'm that guy.
I've suspected it for a while.
I only fart around people I like. Loved ones are warned.

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