i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

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i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:04 pm

So I went for my daily prayer walk today and when I got home I found the Tobacco Fairy had left a deposit in my mailbox. When I opened the box it wasn't tobacco it was a KNIFE!!!!! And not just any knife, it is a knife which is beautiful and it has a marlinspike. Perfect for when I'm working on or sailing my little sailboat OR in case I need to stab somebody in the eye who makes me mad.

Seriously, this knocked me over. To the benefactor (and you know who you are), thank you very much. I will treasure this knife, already do. It means a lot. I promise to keep it on a lanyard so I don't drop it overboard. Thank you and thank you Tobacco Fairy.

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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:11 pm

:D
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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:16 pm

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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:55 pm

SO VERY COOL! :dance:
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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by AFRS » Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:51 pm

Wow! That's awesome..

:taco: :bacon: :cheese: :chili: :lol:

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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 11, 2021 5:30 pm

nice
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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:47 pm

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Re: i got KNIFED by the Tobacco Fairy

Post by arank87 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:32 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 6:47 pm
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