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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by AFRS » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:38 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:35 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:38 am
My friend Lyle's mom wouldn't let him listen the Charlie Daniels song The devil went down to Georgia when we were teenagers.
I'm confused. You were friend's with Lyle's mom? Communists, man! Communists! :D
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Jester » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:46 pm

It was almost Satan's time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Satanic mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting obnoxiously
Pacing 'round like little heathens do
And in his hands he held a pair of Satan's shoes
His clothes were worn and old, he was wicked from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir, I want to buy these Satan shoes for my mama, please
It's Satan's Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's had a wicked heart for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look dreadful if mama meets Satan tonight
He counted pennies for what seemed like years
Then the cashier said, "son, there's not enough here"
He searched his pockets frantically
Then he turned and he looked at me
He said mama made Satanism good at our house
Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir, what am I going to do,
Somehow I've got to buy her these Satan shoes
So I pulled out my Glock, I robbed the shop
And I'll never forget the look on his face when he said
Mama's gonna look so dreadful
Sir, I want to buy these Satan shoes for my mama, please
It's Satan's Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been wicked for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Satan tonight
I knew I'd caught a glimpse of hells burning delight
As he thanked me and ran out
I knew that Satan had sent that little boy
To remind me just what Satanism is all about
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by AFRS » Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:42 pm

Jester wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:46 pm
It was almost Satan's time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Satanic mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting obnoxiously
Pacing 'round like little heathens do
And in his hands he held a pair of Satan's shoes
His clothes were worn and old, he was wicked from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir, I want to buy these Satan shoes for my mama, please
It's Satan's Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's had a wicked heart for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look dreadful if mama meets Satan tonight
He counted pennies for what seemed like years
Then the cashier said, "son, there's not enough here"
He searched his pockets frantically
Then he turned and he looked at me
He said mama made Satanism good at our house
Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir, what am I going to do,
Somehow I've got to buy her these Satan shoes
So I pulled out my Glock, I robbed the shop
And I'll never forget the look on his face when he said
Mama's gonna look so dreadful
Sir, I want to buy these Satan shoes for my mama, please
It's Satan's Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been wicked for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Satan tonight
I knew I'd caught a glimpse of hells burning delight
As he thanked me and ran out
I knew that Satan had sent that little boy
To remind me just what Satanism is all about
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by FredS » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:17 pm

Jester wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:46 pm
It was almost Satan's time, there I stood in another line
Tryin' to buy that last gift or two, not really in the Satanic mood
Standing right in front of me was a little boy waiting obnoxiously
Pacing 'round like little heathens do
And in his hands he held a pair of Satan's shoes
His clothes were worn and old, he was wicked from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
Sir, I want to buy these Satan shoes for my mama, please
It's Satan's Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's had a wicked heart for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look dreadful if mama meets Satan tonight
He counted pennies for what seemed like years
Then the cashier said, "son, there's not enough here"
He searched his pockets frantically
Then he turned and he looked at me
He said mama made Satanism good at our house
Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir, what am I going to do,
Somehow I've got to buy her these Satan shoes
So I pulled out my Glock, I robbed the shop
And I'll never forget the look on his face when he said
Mama's gonna look so dreadful
Sir, I want to buy these Satan shoes for my mama, please
It's Satan's Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been wicked for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if mama meets Satan tonight
I knew I'd caught a glimpse of hells burning delight
As he thanked me and ran out
I knew that Satan had sent that little boy
To remind me just what Satanism is all about
I love this.
My headvoice sang it as a duet with Lil Nas X and Dolly Parton.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by TheShepherd » Tue Mar 30, 2021 4:27 pm

AKPreacher wrote:
Sat Mar 27, 2021 8:02 pm
TheShepherd wrote:I doubt that the real Satan would be so blatantly obvious and appear in the same caricatures and stereotypical imagery as Satan and demons are culturally depicted.

Lucifer was said to be a beautiful being of light, rather than appearing demonic or horrendous to casual onlookers.

Similarly, the Beast doesn't openly announce itself to the world as such, but rather deceives people and subtly gains control. (I'm also not aware of any everyday evildoers, such as terrorists or gang-members who openly announce it and give themselves away, or else they would be pretty terrible terrorists or gang members).

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As far as the shoes, given that these are being released by a big name company like Nike, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of commotion over that.
Lol I don’t think anyone is concerned about whether it’s actually him or not.

What is more concerning is the progressive acceptance and embracing of the demonic in society.


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I'm not exactly fond of it myself.

As far as priorities go though, quasi-demonic "imagery" isn't at the top of my list of social concerns. (I think there are other potential examples of social decadence that are more worthy of attention).
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:23 am
Del wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:13 pm
Meanwhile.... lots of people are upset over the blasphemy of satan shoes.

Nike Sues Over Lil Nas X ‘Satan’ Shoes
That's funny. In that very short article, it was mentioned three times that Nike is not suing the rapper, but is targeting the company that designed the shoes. They can't risk being seen as hostile to black entertainers after all.
Well, I'd have to read the text of the lawsuit; I'm not sure it was entirely a "PC" move, or simply that Nike wouldn't have had a case if they sued the rapper rather than the company that designed and/or advertised the shoes.

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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:02 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
The holes were easily repaired with those stupid iron-on patches. There were the square denim ones (not quite the same shade as the jeans) and there were the ones that looked like embroidered cartoon characters or animals or "cool" words or whatever. I hated those things.
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