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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by JimVH » Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:55 pm

michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Indeed. Add in that she bought both the red and the green ones. I couldn’t even pretend they were real blue jeans.

Man, our lives were tough. :)
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Del » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:09 pm

AFRS wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:08 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
TIL: Evil lives in JimVH's pants.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Del » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:13 pm

Meanwhile.... lots of people are upset over the blasphemy of satan shoes.

Nike Sues Over Lil Nas X ‘Satan’ Shoes


meanwhile, the little sociopath is laughing at us.

Lil Nas X ‘Satan Shoes’ Sell Out In Seconds
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:19 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:00 am
There's a goat down the road that is wearing two pair.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:23 pm

JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:55 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Indeed. Add in that she bought both the red and the green ones. I couldn’t even pretend they were real blue jeans.

Man, our lives were tough. :)
I did not know I had this support group here.

Why were they in 800 colors EXCEPT dark blue denim? Were the red ones kind of rust? There's no hiding that in grade school, ya know. Even the powder blue ones were horrible. Good night.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Fainn » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:24 pm

I bought Nikes twice in my life. Both fell apart in 2 weeks.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:50 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:24 pm
I bought Nikes twice in my life. Both fell apart in 2 weeks.
You forgot to add the blood packs 1 week in. It happens all the time. They look like Taco Bell hot sauce packets. You might still have them. Look in the junk drawer.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Jester » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:05 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:50 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:24 pm
I bought Nikes twice in my life. Both fell apart in 2 weeks.
You forgot to add the blood packs 1 week in. It happens all the time. They look like Taco Bell hot sauce packets. You might still have them. Look in the junk drawer.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by FredS » Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:23 am

Del wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:13 pm
Meanwhile.... lots of people are upset over the blasphemy of satan shoes.

Nike Sues Over Lil Nas X ‘Satan’ Shoes
That's funny. In that very short article, it was mentioned three times that Nike is not suing the rapper, but is targeting the company that designed the shoes. They can't risk being seen as hostile to black entertainers after all.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by tuttle » Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:54 am

JMG wrote:
Sun Mar 28, 2021 2:47 pm
AKPreacher wrote:
Sat Mar 27, 2021 8:02 pm
What is more concerning is the progressive acceptance and embracing of the demonic in society.
Yep.

What is tolerated will be embraced, and soon after celebrated. I believe, here in the States, we are moving into the celebration stage of things as it relates to the topic at hand.
You guys feel the pulse of the real thing here. Shoes are just a silly example of a serious situation. Along the same lines:

The Board of Education in California recently voted unanimously to approve an Ethnic Studies Model Curriculum for use in all of the state’s public schools.

This Ethnic Studies Model Curriculum includes, not only the idea that dehumanization and genocide of indigenous peoples should be blamed on the religion of white Christians, but also "the curriculum presents the pagan gods of the Aztec empire as worthier objects of study and veneration than Jesus of Nazareth."
[T]eachers are encouraged by the authors of the curriculum to lead their students in an “ethnic studies community chant,” which takes the form of worship offered up to these deities:

Students first clap and chant to the god Tezkatlipoka — whom the Aztecs traditionally worshipped with human sacrifice and cannibalism — asking him for the power to be “warriors” for “social justice.” Next, the students chant to the gods Quetzalcoatl, Huitzilopochtli, and Xipe Totek, seeking “healing epistemologies” and “a revolutionary spirit.” Huitzilopochtli, in particular, is the Aztec deity of war and inspired hundreds of thousands of human sacrifices during Aztec rule. Finally, the chant comes to a climax with a request for “liberation, transformation, [and] decolonization,” after which students shout “Panche beh! Panche beh!” in pursuit of ultimate “critical consciousness.”
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by AnungUnRama » Tue Mar 30, 2021 8:11 am

I agree with the poster who stated the adversary will not blatantly advertise himself and would rather conduct himself with lies and deceit

Until he doesn't have to.

Why hide your evil when society willingly embraces it? I believe we are at the point, nay long past the point where the adversary has to hide his ways. It's infiltrated our churches even to the point where we have pastors embracing sinful lifestyles under the guise of love and tolerance.

I remember even in the 90's when while certain shows celebrated a homosexual lifestyle it was still thought of as a derelict lifestyle. When I was in college all pretext of holding it at arms length was completely abandoned. Now if you do not run full tilt towards it you are painted as a hate monger and therefore are worthy of hatred. "I'm so tolerant! I will not tolerate anybody I deem intolerant! I'm so open minded and insistent that all voices be heard if your voice does not agree with mine you should be silenced!"
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Re: Satan Shoes

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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by coco » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am

Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by JimVH » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:32 am

coco wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
I still twitch at the sound of the word.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by AKPreacher » Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:59 am

JimVH wrote:
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
I still twitch at the sound of the word.
Husky?


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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by JimVH » Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:05 am

AKPreacher wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:59 am
JimVH wrote:
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
I still twitch at the sound of the word.
Husky?


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Husky was a clothing cut for substantially built (chubby) children.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by AKPreacher » Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:28 am

JimVH wrote:
AKPreacher wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:59 am
JimVH wrote:
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
I still twitch at the sound of the word.
Husky?


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Husky was a clothing cut for substantially built (chubby) children.
I know, you said you twitched at the sound of the world


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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by JimVH » Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:41 am

AKPreacher wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:28 am
JimVH wrote:
AKPreacher wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:59 am
JimVH wrote:
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
I still twitch at the sound of the word.
Husky?


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Husky was a clothing cut for substantially built (chubby) children.
I know, you said you twitched at the sound of the world


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Got it. Sorry.

Actually, husky and toughskins make me twitch.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by Jocose » Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:59 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:41 am
AKPreacher wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:28 am
JimVH wrote:
AKPreacher wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:59 am
JimVH wrote:
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 30, 2021 10:29 am
Jocose wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:43 pm
michigander wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:25 pm
JimVH wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:41 am
My mom made me wear Sears Toughskin jeans. Now that’s where evil lies.
I hated the way Toughskins made my knees sweat.

Also, the fabric would eventually tear just above those awful squares of knee armor.
Try wearing Husky Toughskins.
Husky = Fat. I had the Husky Toughskins.
I still twitch at the sound of the word.
Husky?


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Husky was a clothing cut for substantially built (chubby) children.
I know, you said you twitched at the sound of the world


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Got it. Sorry.

Actually, husky and toughskins make me twitch.
Funny enough. If they still made Husky Toughskins I'd likely sport them.
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Re: Satan Shoes

Post by SlowToke » Tue Mar 30, 2021 12:35 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:38 am
My friend Lyle's mom wouldn't let him listen the Charlie Daniels song The devil went down to Georgia when we were teenagers.
I'm confused. You were friend's with Lyle's mom? Commas, man! Commas! :D
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