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Post by JudgeRusty » Tue May 24, 2016 6:52 pm

Am I required to post whatever pops into my head the moment the thought occurs regardless of relevance, clarity or interest?
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Post by JimVH » Tue May 24, 2016 6:57 pm

Yes, quickly, before coherence enters your thoughts.

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Re: user help

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue May 24, 2016 7:02 pm

JimVH wrote:Yes, quickly, before coherence enters your thoughts.
Thanks, I had been considering using discretion, and when I did decide to post, I had planned to attempt to clearly and succinctly elucidate a thought that others might find of interest.

I am glad I consulted here first. I was on the wrong track.
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Post by Skip » Tue May 24, 2016 7:03 pm

Waitaminnit...

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Re: user help

Post by hugodrax » Tue May 24, 2016 7:12 pm

I can't be the only one amused, can I?
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Re: user help

Post by Steverino » Tue May 24, 2016 8:56 pm

You can, and you may.
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Post by Steverino » Tue May 24, 2016 8:57 pm

I thought it was pretty dang funny too.
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Re: user help

Post by DepartedLight » Wed May 25, 2016 4:03 pm

JimVH wrote:Yes, quickly, before coherence enters your thoughts.
Jim is wise. Follow Jim's advice.

Also, listen to him closely when he begins discussing bowties.
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Re: user help

Post by Sir Moose » Wed May 25, 2016 4:07 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
JimVH wrote:Yes, quickly, before coherence enters your thoughts.
Jim is wise. Follow Jim's advice.

Also, listen to him closely when he begins discussing bowties.
I assume that bowties are named after bowtie pasta, but where did bowtie pasta get its name?
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Re: user help

Post by DepartedLight » Wed May 25, 2016 4:09 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
JimVH wrote:Yes, quickly, before coherence enters your thoughts.
Jim is wise. Follow Jim's advice.

Also, listen to him closely when he begins discussing bowties.
I assume that bowties are named after bowtie pasta, but where did bowtie pasta get its name?
The egg, duh.
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Post by John-Boy » Wed May 25, 2016 7:05 pm

This should be included in the FAQs. Well done.
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Post by Pepik » Wed May 25, 2016 9:40 pm

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Re: user help

Post by hugodrax » Thu May 26, 2016 6:35 am

Sir Moose wrote:
DepartedLight wrote:
JimVH wrote:Yes, quickly, before coherence enters your thoughts.
Jim is wise. Follow Jim's advice.

Also, listen to him closely when he begins discussing bowties.
I assume that bowties are named after bowtie pasta, but where did bowtie pasta get its name?
Well, that explains your approach to science.
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Post by FredS » Thu May 26, 2016 9:19 am

I got bit by a spider yesterday.
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Re: user help

Post by DepartedLight » Thu May 26, 2016 10:18 am

FredS wrote:I got bit by a spider yesterday.
Was it wearing a bowtie?
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Re: user help

Post by hugodrax » Thu May 26, 2016 9:02 pm

No, but it is today.
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