Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

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What are the fundamental dividing lines among pipe smokers?

Straight or bent pipe?
5
17%
English or aromatic blend?
19
63%
Poker or billiard shape?
1
3%
Mary?
5
17%
 
Total votes: 30

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Post by Roadmaster » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:10 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:03 am
coco wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:52 am
cob vs. briar

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I had forgotten this one. It made me :)
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Post by Jocose » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:11 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:10 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:03 am
coco wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:52 am
cob vs. briar

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I had forgotten this one. It made me :)
Forgive him Father, he knows not what he does.
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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by durangopipe » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:45 pm

A person is not rendered great by virtue of the pipe they smoke; rather, a pipe is rendered great by virtue of the person who smokes it.

Great people who smoked cobs:

Mark Twain
Herbert Hoover
Douglas MacArthur
Daniel Boone
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
Norman Rockwell

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And this guy:
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Happy Fourth!
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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by Goose55 » Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:51 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:45 pm
A person is not rendered great by virtue of the pipe they smoke; rather, a pipe is rendered great by virtue of the person who smokes it.

Great people who smoked cobs:

Mark Twain
Herbert Hoover
Douglas MacArthur
Daniel Boone
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
Norman Rockwell

Mammy Yokum
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And this guy:
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Happy Fourth!
Mamma Yokum sure knew how to live. What a happy face.
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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by durangopipe » Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:02 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:51 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:45 pm
A person is not rendered great by virtue of the pipe they smoke; rather, a pipe is rendered great by virtue of the person who smokes it.

Great people who smoked cobs:

Mark Twain
Herbert Hoover
Douglas MacArthur
Daniel Boone
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
Norman Rockwell

Mammy Yokum
Image

And this guy:
Image


Happy Fourth!
Mamma Yokum sure knew how to live. What a happy face.
I love that picture.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:24 am

durangopipe wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:02 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:51 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:45 pm
A person is not rendered great by virtue of the pipe they smoke; rather, a pipe is rendered great by virtue of the person who smokes it.

Great people who smoked cobs:

Mark Twain
Herbert Hoover
Douglas MacArthur
Daniel Boone
Douglas Fairbanks, Jr.
Norman Rockwell

Mammy Yokum
Image

And this guy:
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Happy Fourth!
Mamma Yokum sure knew how to live. What a happy face.
I love that picture.
You two are pretty much the real Cletus and Burpcloth, aren't you?
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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:24 am

Yes!

So more refreshing than reading another tirade against college professors and academia, all professors being atheistic, anti-Christian, baby killing, communist, tofu eating, snowflakes who drive Priuses, liberals who are destroying the minds of America's youth, fomenting violence against God-fearing Americans, and tearing apart the fragile fabric of society.

This, along with recentl being elevated to redneck status have me walking on air!
Makes me want to smoke only my lone cob for a while and maybe shoot a couple of squirrels for dinner.

Can I be Cletus?
Please?
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:32 am

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:24 am
Yes!

So more refreshing than reading another tirade against college professors and academia, all professors being atheistic, anti-Christian, baby killing, communist, tofu eating, snowflakes who drive Priuses, liberals who are destroying the minds of America's youth, fomenting violence against God-fearing Americans, and tearing apart the fragile fabric of society.

This, along with recentl being elevated to redneck status have me walking on air!
Makes me want to smoke only my lone cob for a while and maybe shoot a couple of squirrels for dinner.

Can I be Cletus?
Please?
No, you're Burpcloth.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:36 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:32 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:24 am
Yes!

So more refreshing than reading another tirade against college professors and academia, all professors being atheistic, anti-Christian, baby killing, communist, tofu eating, snowflakes who drive Priuses, liberals who are destroying the minds of America's youth, fomenting violence against God-fearing Americans, and tearing apart the fragile fabric of society.

This, along with recentl being elevated to redneck status have me walking on air!
Makes me want to smoke only my lone cob for a while and maybe shoot a couple of squirrels for dinner.

Can I be Cletus?
Please?
No, you're Burpcloth.
Damn.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:50 am

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:32 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:24 am
Yes!

So more refreshing than reading another tirade against college professors and academia, all professors being atheistic, anti-Christian, baby killing, communist, tofu eating, snowflakes who drive Priuses, liberals who are destroying the minds of America's youth, fomenting violence against God-fearing Americans, and tearing apart the fragile fabric of society.

This, along with recentl being elevated to redneck status have me walking on air!
Makes me want to smoke only my lone cob for a while and maybe shoot a couple of squirrels for dinner.

Can I be Cletus?
Please?
No, you're Burpcloth.
Damn.
It's a compliment. Cletus frequently gets stuck in a groove. Burpcloth is more intellectually fluid.
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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:54 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:50 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:32 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:24 am
Yes!

So more refreshing than reading another tirade against college professors and academia, all professors being atheistic, anti-Christian, baby killing, communist, tofu eating, snowflakes who drive Priuses, liberals who are destroying the minds of America's youth, fomenting violence against God-fearing Americans, and tearing apart the fragile fabric of society.

This, along with recentl being elevated to redneck status have me walking on air!
Makes me want to smoke only my lone cob for a while and maybe shoot a couple of squirrels for dinner.

Can I be Cletus?
Please?
No, you're Burpcloth.
Damn.
It's a compliment. Cletus frequently gets stuck in a groove. Burpcloth is more intellectually fluid.
Yes, but it's Cletushood that escapes me and to which I aspire.
A cob, a cob! My kingdom for a cob! (Forgive me, Morely.)
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by John-Boy » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:42 am

An end vs. a mean?
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Re: Fundamental divides in pipe smoking

Post by ReverendThom » Wed Jul 05, 2017 12:51 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:33 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:14 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 11:22 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:59 am
Hit the rack, Goose. You are up way late
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Was plagued by a bit of allergy very early this morning and just decided to get up,... at what, was it 4:30 am? Means I'll have to take a nap. I love naps.
I get up at 4:30 a.m. every day.
Is that for the morning show? Or do you just like seeing the sunrise?
Definitely for work. On weekends I sleep in until 6:00 ... I've grown to really enjoy early mornings, though. It is the best time of day, especially for a pipe and coffee.
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