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Post by JMG » Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:56 am

Tonight, I was smoking some OGS. I was smoking it in a pipe I made. It went for about an hour and 20 minutes on the first light. That made me happy. Then it went out. That made me sad. I re-lit. Smoke came out. That made me happy. It quickly went out. Realized it was nothing but ash. That made me happy. It was completely out. Sad.
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Post by Jflo » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:24 am

Condolences
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Post by DepartedLight » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:44 am

a jflo sighting!

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Re: Sad...

Post by Goose55 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:21 am

JMG wrote:
Sun Mar 19, 2017 7:56 am
Tonight, I was smoking some OGS. I was smoking it in a pipe I made. It went for about an hour and 20 minutes on the first light. That made me happy. Then it went out. That made me sad. I re-lit. Smoke came out. That made me happy. It quickly went out. Realized it was nothing but ash. That made me happy. It was completely out. Sad.
Good tobacco, that OGS. I just recently cracked a tin of it, too. To me, it tastes just like the tin note.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Sun Mar 19, 2017 3:17 pm

Congrats.


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Post by FredS » Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:28 pm

Whew! What a roller coaster ride of emotions. I'm completely spent just from reading about it.
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Re: Sad...

Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:33 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:28 pm
Whew! What a roller coaster ride of emotions. I'm completely spent just from reading about it.
I need a nap.
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Post by coco » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:09 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:33 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:28 pm
Whew! What a roller coaster ride of emotions. I'm completely spent just from reading about it.
I need a nap.
I need a beer.
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Re: Sad...

Post by AFRS » Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:20 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:09 am
Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:33 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:28 pm
Whew! What a roller coaster ride of emotions. I'm completely spent just from reading about it.
I need a nap.
I need a beer.
I need a nap and a beer. But not necessarily in that order.

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Re: Sad...

Post by durangopipe » Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:48 pm

I need to open a tin of OGS
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Re: Sad...

Post by GaryInVA » Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:00 pm

Will there be a sequel to this epic tale?
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Post by SlowToke » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:03 pm

I'm so conflicted. I don't know whether to be happy or sad.
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