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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JimVH » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:04 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:47 pm
7formy1911 wrote:
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DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:36 pm
7formy1911 wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:44 pm
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Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:37 pm
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:41 pm

coco wrote:
7formy1911 wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:36 pm
7formy1911 wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:44 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:37 pm
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There’s a stick bug attacking your pipe! RUN!
7.

You know I love you. But if you ever say that pipe is mine again; you shall be dead to me.
It was a generic “your pipe” not actually a your pipe. Anyone who has purchased a pipe from me would never get this treatment... except Jim. He’ll buy anything :D
He needs to buy that Chheda author before Durango does.
Ohhh I was drooling over that!


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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm

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I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
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I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JMG » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:08 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
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I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
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I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Goose55 » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:37 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
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I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:59 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:59 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
Half off.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:31 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:59 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
Half off.
And free glitter.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:11 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:31 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:59 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
Half off.
And free glitter.
Rose-scented glitter?
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:04 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:11 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:31 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:59 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
Half off.
And free glitter.
Rose-scented glitter?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Dec 11, 2018 9:06 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:11 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:31 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 2:17 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:59 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm


I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. :lol:

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
Half off.
And free glitter.
Rose-scented glitter?
Is it too late to say Son of Gonad?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:09 pm

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Fainn » Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:15 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. Image

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
The singular tassle means it was part of a fez. This pipe was meant to be a matching accessory for shriners.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:40 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:15 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. Image

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
The singular tassle means it was part of a fez. This pipe was meant to be a matching accessory for shriners.

Sent from my SM-J337A using Tapatalk
Does the pipemaker throw in a tiny tricycle?
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JMG » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:20 pm

Gross...
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by rgcurrey » Sat Dec 15, 2018 10:26 am

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:40 pm
Fainn wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:15 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:47 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:28 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:25 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
Image
I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

viewtopic.php?t=44294
It looks like breasts connected with a tassel. That's why I think it's weird.
Now, this is why we can't have nice things. Image

:chili:
Nice has nothing to do with it. :D
Yeah.
And aren’t there supposed to be two tassels?
The singular tassle means it was part of a fez. This pipe was meant to be a matching accessory for shriners.

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Does the pipemaker throw in a tiny tricycle?
Yes and a Fez too.

edited to add I should read all coments and not just the last one. Fainn was already there with the fez and like most things I am operating on a five minute delay.
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