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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:23 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 2:09 pm
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Meanwhile ...

This “interesting” pipe should not be neglected.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:15 am

Dunhill “Microphone”

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Dunhill.
Whoodathunkit.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:34 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:15 am
Dunhill “Microphone”

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Dunhill.
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I've seen that one before. Too much gin at break time, methinks.
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It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:35 pm

JMG wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:37 pm
Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:32 pm
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I don't know if I'd call this ugly or not...just... what is this?
I think that is a reverse calabash.

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I am not saying that is pretty, however there were some major skill involved and turning that on a lathe, because it is a single piece of briar .
Indeed, the craftsmanship is impressive, to be able to do that ring...

With that said, I wouldn’t smoke it...

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm

I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
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MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:40 pm

Cleon wrote:I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
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MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
I saw these, they kinda make me wanna barf...


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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:43 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:40 pm
Cleon wrote:I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
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MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
I saw these, they kinda make me wanna barf...


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Either I want to play them like a kazoo (same with Kirstens and Falcons), or shoot them with a pool cue.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm

Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
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MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:53 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm

hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:10 pm

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


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He did say "unnerving bystanders".
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"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG

"Dang, a pipe slap." - JimVH

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:24 pm

Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:10 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


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He did say "unnerving bystanders".
Indeed. People stare as if I cannot see them anyway. Give the peasants some amusement, I say. I'd buy that in a heartbeat for humanitarian value alone.

Remember when I said you were boring, Cleon? Well, now I think you're boring AND judgmental. :D :D
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:10 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:24 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:10 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


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He did say "unnerving bystanders".
Indeed. People stare as if I cannot see them anyway. Give the peasants some amusement, I say. I'd buy that in a heartbeat for humanitarian value alone.

Remember when I said you were boring, Cleon? Well, now I think you're boring AND judgmental. :D :D
They remind me of a book about the Clinton (Bill) campaign.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:15 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:10 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:24 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:10 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


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He did say "unnerving bystanders".
Indeed. People stare as if I cannot see them anyway. Give the peasants some amusement, I say. I'd buy that in a heartbeat for humanitarian value alone.

Remember when I said you were boring, Cleon? Well, now I think you're boring AND judgmental. :D :D
They remind me of a book about the Clinton (Bill) campaign.
Easy there, Tiger. Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:22 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:15 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:10 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:24 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:10 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


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He did say "unnerving bystanders".
Indeed. People stare as if I cannot see them anyway. Give the peasants some amusement, I say. I'd buy that in a heartbeat for humanitarian value alone.

Remember when I said you were boring, Cleon? Well, now I think you're boring AND judgmental. :D :D
They remind me of a book about the Clinton (Bill) campaign.
Easy there, Tiger. Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe.
Hmm.
I’m afreud you’re right again, hugo.

Dang autocorrect.
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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:59 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:15 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:10 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:24 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:10 pm
JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:07 pm
hugodrax wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:02 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:39 pm
I present to you the Butz Chok'n Global pipe:
Image
Image
Image
Image
MSRP $50.00
Now $24.99 but all out of stock.
Taste the rainbow.
I'd totally buy one. One, I like them. Two, think of the possibilities for unnerving bystanders on the street.
If I saw you smoking that, honestly, I’d assume you were a stoner...


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
He did say "unnerving bystanders".
Indeed. People stare as if I cannot see them anyway. Give the peasants some amusement, I say. I'd buy that in a heartbeat for humanitarian value alone.

Remember when I said you were boring, Cleon? Well, now I think you're boring AND judgmental. :D :D
They remind me of a book about the Clinton (Bill) campaign.
Easy there, Tiger. Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe.
Hmm.
I’m afreud you’re right again, hugo.

Dang autocorrect.
I've been married long enough to know I'm never right, my brother.
I am also of the opinion that the Jesuits should be suppressed.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by gaining_age » Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:50 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:39 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:20 pm
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Yep.
That is one butt ugly pipe.
That is.... something.

I like green.

I like a sitter.

I like facets on a bowl.

The connection is interesting in how it looks like it's an extension of the stem.


And yet none of that seems to work when it all comes together-- at least in that picture--- and yet, I also cannot look away.


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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by gaining_age » Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:52 pm

Oh my ..... goodness.


A rusticated version.

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:24 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:52 pm
Oh my ..... goodness.


A rusticated version.

Image

Now that there are more than one, forever more that shape will be known as the Kramer.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

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Re: It's the ugliest pipe contest.

Post by Cleon » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:26 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:24 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:52 pm
Oh my ..... goodness.


A rusticated version.

Image

Now that there are more than one, forever more that shape will be known as the Kramer.
At least the smooth look like it was straight like it should be. The sandblasted one looks like the stem is misaligned in a little bit bent.
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