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Post by dmbgg » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:22 pm

colton wrote:
Skip wrote:
neenjaoflove wrote:...im just trying to annoy morley)
Funny, you hadn't yet struck me as an idiot.
Just let him keep doing it, Skip; the ensuing carnage will be highly entertaining. It's been awhile since we've had a nice, multi-paragraph Morley rant.
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Post by Wes » Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:01 pm

pfft

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Post by Del » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:10 pm

Skip wrote:
Del wrote:
colton wrote:
Skip wrote:
neenjaoflove wrote:...im just trying to annoy morley)
Funny, you hadn't yet struck me as an idiot.
Just let him keep doing it, Skip; the ensuing carnage will be highly entertaining. It's been awhile since we've had a nice, multi-paragraph Morley rant.
Yeah... but that was yesterday.

No telling what Morley finds annoying today.
Apparently, you!

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Post by John » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:57 am

I would try drying out your tobacco a bit to see if that might be the problem.

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Post by philofumo » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:24 am

colton wrote:
Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:07 am
...it's been awhile since we've had a nice, multi-paragraph Morley rant.
:idea:

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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by Skip » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:48 am

WTF?
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by UncleBob » Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am

Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:00 am

Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:48 am
WTF?
I was gonna ask you.
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Post by philofumo » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:03 am

Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:48 am
WTF?
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by Skip » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am

Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
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Post by Pepik » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:52 pm

I Find the Nuke-It-From-Orbit option best.




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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by Goose55 » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:44 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
Hah.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:25 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
Hah.
Are you folks just trying to raise the AAL to cherry?
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by philofumo » Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:55 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:25 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
Hah.
Are you folks just trying to raise the AAL to cherry?
LOL

cherry! cherry! cherry!

Cherry!

But now,
back on topic.

We were discussing proper lighting techniques.

I was always at a loss.

Until I saw this instructional video.

I have watched it many times since and never tire of the sage advice given therewith.

If you have not seen it,
you owe it to yourself.

Go ahead,
hit the play button.

Your pipesmoking life will be changed for the better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauoV95rCUY

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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by coco » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:54 pm

philofumo wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:55 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:25 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
Hah.
Are you folks just trying to raise the AAL to cherry?
LOL

cherry! cherry! cherry!

Cherry!

But now,
back on topic.

We were discussing proper lighting techniques.

I was always at a loss.

Until I saw this instructional video.

I have watched it many times since and never tire of the sage advice given therewith.

If you have not seen it,
you owe it to yourself.

Go ahead,
hit the play button.

Your pipesmoking life will be changed for the better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauoV95rCUY
I strongly recommend using the lighting method demonstrated in this video for all cob pipes.
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:44 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:54 pm
philofumo wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:55 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:25 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
Hah.
Are you folks just trying to raise the AAL to cherry?
LOL

cherry! cherry! cherry!

Cherry!

But now,
back on topic.

We were discussing proper lighting techniques.

I was always at a loss.

Until I saw this instructional video.

I have watched it many times since and never tire of the sage advice given therewith.

If you have not seen it,
you owe it to yourself.

Go ahead,
hit the play button.

Your pipesmoking life will be changed for the better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauoV95rCUY
I strongly recommend using the lighting method demonstrated in this video for all cob pipes.
I agree that is just how you should care for a cob pipe
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Re: Lighting Techniques?

Post by A_Morley » Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:43 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:44 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:54 pm
philofumo wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 3:55 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2017 12:25 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:44 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:05 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:56 am
Skip wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:18 am
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:57 am
Hmmm... any relation between sleepinggecko and Goose55?
It's one of these: are they that subtle and sophisticated to play along and keep us scratching or collective head, or are they really just that f^&*(-ing oblivious?

See what i did there?

We should ask Goose for a ruling.
It is a moot point.
Hah.
Are you folks just trying to raise the AAL to cherry?
LOL

cherry! cherry! cherry!

Cherry!

But now,
back on topic.

We were discussing proper lighting techniques.

I was always at a loss.

Until I saw this instructional video.

I have watched it many times since and never tire of the sage advice given therewith.

If you have not seen it,
you owe it to yourself.

Go ahead,
hit the play button.

Your pipesmoking life will be changed for the better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauoV95rCUY
I strongly recommend using the lighting method demonstrated in this video for all cob pipes.
I agree that is just how you should care for a cob pipe
Somehow, that managed not to upset me.
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