There's A Puppy In My Pipe
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Well, I'll be doggone.
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And this is one of them. How often does one get to see a puppy in a pipe?
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There is nothing like a good pipe thread, And this is nothing like a good pipe thread.
Where is the derp flag for crying outloud.
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Do you folks remember when CPS made a strange kind of sense?
Good times.
Good times.
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Have you no imagination? Pipe smoking is contemplative and fosters imaginationDepartedLight wrote: ↑Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:52 pmThere is nothing like a good pipe thread, And this is nothing like a good pipe thread.
Where is the derp flag for crying outloud.
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Well said. Hear. Hear.
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I think it's based on a lunar cycle.
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I had a lunar cycle once. Darned things are hard to ride.
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I knew a girl who had four lunar cycles in one year. Some people believed it indicated the end of the world was approaching.
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Says the guy who's been here less than two years and holds the 2017 Morley for "Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So".
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He's catching on, though. Look at this great thread he started!
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It's Surreal humor
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Yeah.... no.
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Does surreal mean as cutesy as a Hummel figurine? If so, it's pretty doggone surreal.
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Maybe he means, "serial humor".
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Or "cereal humor", because that's about as humorous as anything I ever saw on the back of a box of Cap'n Crunch or Lucky Charms.UncleBob wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:01 amMaybe he means, "serial humor".
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Shouldn't it have been "a puppy on my pipe?" Try as I might, I can't see Spot in the bowl.UncleBob wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:01 amMaybe he means, "serial humor".
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Drop acid. You'll see it straight away.hugodrax wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:06 amShouldn't it have been "a puppy on my pipe?" Try as I might, I can't see Spot in the bowl.UncleBob wrote: ↑Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:01 amMaybe he means, "serial humor".