Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

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Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:23 pm

So, as a dad of a two year old, I use baby wipes for everything. The other day I discovered that they are great for removing the buildup on the rim of the bowl, after the baby wipe I dried the pipe with a towel and then wiped it with olive oil and the pipe looks way better! WIN!


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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by Hovannes » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:35 pm

Who'd a thunk it?
If only the kids weren't already potty trained, I'd give it a try.
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by coco » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:50 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:35 pm
Who'd a thunk it?
If only the kids weren't already potty trained, I'd give it a try.
WalMart will still sell them to you.

They are great for cleaning a spot off of a necktie.
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:35 am

I use regular wet butt wipers as intended.
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by FredS » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:58 am

Bear Grylls recommends baby urine as a pipe sweetener. Soak a pipe cleaner in the stuff and run it through the pipe stem after each smoke to keep it dank free.
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by Jester » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:18 am

Cleaned my sons pipe with a baby wipe once.
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by Steve S » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:59 pm

I've got lots of those things at my house still--though thank Heaven the kids are all potty-trained now! My wife still finds the wipes useful for all sorts of cleaning jobs. I'll have to try them out on my pipes.

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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by tuttle » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:49 am

Baby wipes are what Vicks Vapor Rub was to my parents. It can be used for everything.

Spill on the floor? Wipe it.

Stain on the shirt? Baby wipes.

Got a fever? Throw a baby wipe on yer head.

Half eaten rat on the doorstep thanks to your damn cat? Pick it up with a baby wipe.

Dying of thirst and all out of water? Wring that wipe and suck it dry!
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:45 am

tuttle wrote:
Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:49 am
Dying of thirst and all out of water? Wring that wipe and suck it dry!
We had to hide them from my grandson when he was a baby. He would squeeze it, drink it, and then eat the wipe whole. Talk about a surprise changing a diaper...

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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:42 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:45 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:49 am
Dying of thirst and all out of water? Wring that wipe and suck it dry!
We had to hide them from my grandson when he was a baby. He would squeeze it, drink it, and then eat the wipe whole. Talk about a surprise changing a diaper...

I read this, look at your avatar and think, well maybe his grandson is a Labrador.
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Re: Baby wipes as a pipe cleaning tool!

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:47 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:45 am
tuttle wrote:
Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:49 am
Dying of thirst and all out of water? Wring that wipe and suck it dry!
We had to hide them from my grandson when he was a baby. He would squeeze it, drink it, and then eat the wipe whole. Talk about a surprise changing a diaper...

I read this, look at your avatar and think, well maybe his grandson is a Labrador.
If you knew him you’d say he’s equal parts pit bull and chihuahua.

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